John Alexander (aka. Crash Test Dummy)

Annoyed, skeptical & eternally optimistic: a crash test dummy for a world gone a little bit crazy.

CAUTION: This profile may contain alleged humour or parody.

[John Alexander (aka. Crash Test Dummy) @HumanTestSample]

@HumansNoContext Chop, knot or gum?

[Pat Cavlin @pcavlin]

Well, that would do it.

The pilot didn’t flare the aircraft before touchdown meaning the plane slammed into the ground while dropping at a rate so fast the main gear collapsed.

The right wing breaks off and the plane rolls, skidding to a stop.

Lot of questions here…

[Ryan Els @RyanEls4]

Now he has gone too far 😳

[John Alexander (aka. Crash Test Dummy) @HumanTestSample]

@flightradar24 I wonder what they originally had planned as their alternate.

[John Alexander (aka. Crash Test Dummy) @HumanTestSample]

@Leo_Puglisi6 Geez you young kids are soft. One day, you'll be abusing PTV workers. Until that time, respect your elders!! LOL.

[John Alexander (aka. Crash Test Dummy) @HumanTestSample]

@MissBaileyWoof He's got his Engadine face on.

[Derenic Byrd @DerenicByrd]

Why are Boeing planes falling apart?

Exhibit A:

[Visegrád 24 @visegrad24]

BREAKING:

Azerbaijan Airlines announce they are ending all flights to 7 Russian cities due to security risks.

Kazakh airlines also announce they are halting flights to parts of Russia.

🇦🇿🇰🇿🇷🇺

[Today Years Old @todayyearsold]

I can’t be the only one that didn’t know about this

[The Associated Press @AP]

Bird flu virus likely mutated within a Louisiana patient, CDC says https://t.co/rMmYtiIlBS

[Michael Mina @michaelmina_lab]

Important wake up call:

#H5N1 BirdFlu just sequenced by @CDCgov from severe Louisiana patient

Most important, the H5 virus mutated inside the single patient to gain an ability to bind human receptors in the upper respiratory tract

It takes just one…

https://t.co/y0QGTCzd8f

[John Alexander (aka. Crash Test Dummy) @HumanTestSample]

@MaryAnneThomas But that white powder is just baking, constable!

[wukko @uwukko]

it gets even funnier oh my god

[John Alexander (aka. Crash Test Dummy) @HumanTestSample]

@Leo_Puglisi6 Darn kids these days. No respect for the elderly. LOL.

[John Alexander (aka. Crash Test Dummy) @HumanTestSample]

@aviationbrk I hope the pilot ticked the CDW box on the paperwork when he took the plane out.

[John Alexander (aka. Crash Test Dummy) @HumanTestSample]

@miss_penpen @clowndownunder Back when councils were focused on doing their intended job, not pursuing woke agendas.

[John Alexander (aka. Crash Test Dummy) @HumanTestSample]

@clowndownunder It's the annual Christmas pageant!

[Azeria @Fox0x01]

Patrick’s new book is out! 🙌

I’m honored to have written the foreword for this fantastic book. If you’re interested in malware detection and learning how to build your own detection tools for macOS, this is the perfect resource.

Congratulations, @patrickwardle! 🥳

[John Alexander (aka. Crash Test Dummy) @HumanTestSample]

@aaronsmith Because the electorate wouldn't vote for her. Deeming had already won an election.

[John Alexander (aka. Crash Test Dummy) @HumanTestSample]

@aviationbrk There is another video circulating from inside the plane where there is a piece of internal side panel flapping around. It looks like something hit it and broke away a section.