HumeanCondition

Law degree waster, reply-guy, all likes and retweets are complete endorsements of character, find me in the blue place

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@ErinInTheMorn Here we go, boys. Can the center hold? @USConst_Amend_I @USConstAmendXIV

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@Section_230 This guy definitely gives off "would refuse to leave your house after you tell him to leave for insulting your guests and claim you're violating his rights" vibes.

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@Logically_JC Those principles have always been... aspirational.

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@BNODesk @jack What are you even doing over there?

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@DavidSacks We weren't sold anything. We saw the build-up, the nightime blitz, paratroopers at the airport, the rush for Kiev and its failure as it stalled.

We saw a belligerent RU invade and we know any annexation threatens the entire world order. That was the offer. We're already sold.

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@TroyMeaz "Paragraphs." FFS Zoomers.

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@hankgreen Roid rage Hank may be my favorite Hank yet.

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@AhmedBaba_ Ahhh the old Microsoft model. 😁

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@Too_Big_To_Fail Seems to me that if you can prove actual innocence, no matter the procedural posture, a process to allow you to do that is always due.

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@BadMedicalTakes When you watch a video with that former NYC pimp who now walks around all day staring directly at the sun and you go, "Y'know, I think he's onto something!"

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@Stonekettle I have it on good authority that these are members of a group that call themselves "the Enclave."

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@emptywheel @MichaelCohen212 For every attorney who has ever represented a CEO who just won't take advice, turns everything into a pissing match, and tries to play games with their own counsel, this is the warmest blanket of down-feather schadenfraude wrapped in an Egyptian cotton duvet of karma.

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@oneunderscore__ My neigbor ran a red light! Cops "investigated" and he confessed, said it was an accident, and apologized. He got off w/ a warning!

Now, they're indicting ME just b/c I ran all the red lights in town, all night long, while cops were chasing me and I threw ketchup at their cars!

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@TheRickWilson "For trade"?

You'd have to pay me.

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@kaitlancollins Oh, wait! I know who could have imagined it:

Literally anyone who has represented a business client, ever.

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@kaitlancollins Trump carrying out illegal acts through his attorney!? Trying to hide behind confidentiality? Who could have imagined?

I guess that's kind of what he did w/ Cohen, huh? Gee, kind of puts those Ukraine communications that all had to run through Rudy in a different light now.

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@JaxAlemany Alternatively: a meeting was held per the target letter and a plea deal discussed. This case is bad for Trump, so his attorneys likely recommended a plea, as obligated. Trump almost certainly didn't like that idea and likely saw it as a personal betrayal. Normal bad client stuff.

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@MeidasTouch Narrator: They had not, in fact, seen anything of the sort.

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@Stonekettle Whereas this man is clearly set to write the Great American Novel.

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@FoxNews Never knew this about Silverstone. I'm CRUSHed.