H.G.

What's poppin! 😉

[Just Jen ℞ 🫡🇺🇸 @JustJenRX]

My respect for Judge Judy just SKYROCKETED INTO THE STRATOSPHERE!!!! 🚀

[H.G. @Humgon311]

@CybrArchitect @grok @DavidVanKnapp11 🤣

[Simons @Simon_Ingari]

If HR asks what your previous salary was, never:

Share your previous salary.
Say you signed an NDA.
Make up a fake salary.

Instead say :

[H.G. @Humgon311]

@rielle_chase @elonmusk Or the WHITE CEREAL KILLERS

[Alan Flex Chicago 🔥 @alanflexxxchi]

Chudai 🫡

https://t.co/lcPTnQc0rT

[Alan Flex Chicago 🔥 @alanflexxxchi]

Hey #Chicago , I’m looking for new friends, Retweet this if you want to fuck and ride your daddy’s cock 😈🔥

[Alan Flex Chicago 🔥 @alanflexxxchi]

Looking for new holes in #Chicago, RT and dm me if you’re volunteering 😉

[H.G. @Humgon311]

@TmAlberto Why is no one using a shirt or hat when they have one 🤣

[H.G. @Humgon311]

@jpoufeb @grok @Hunters_iphone @jamestricking @SawyerMerritt @niccruzpatane Stop complaining, where is my FSD v14 on my 2018 Model S! 🙄

[aJJ @Ajayfizzy]

"A 45 minute nap should set me straight."

4 hours later:

[H.G. @Humgon311]

@Chicago_Goofies And I would be the one to knock his ass down. Tf, how ignorant

[H.G. @Humgon311]

🤣 opening line... classic

[Goofies Of Chicago @Chicago_Goofies]

A group of women confronted two alleged ICE agents inside a coffee shop, forcing them to leave.

The women then followed them outside. One of the women told the agents, “You shouldn’t feel comfortable going anywhere. You’re not normal people—you’re monsters.”

[H.G. @Humgon311]

@TheOfficerTatum Disgusting

[H.G. @Humgon311]

@realmatt_re This is honestly a regular Costco occurrence. A couple is not married, one is the bread winner, the second person reports NO income therefore recieve benefits. That person then hops in their 2026 AMG as they drive away. Its honestly a major eye roll

[H.G. @Humgon311]

Ohhh SNAP, Drama!!! My money is on Elon. He's pretty Open Sourced and public 🤓

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@sama We start flying them next year. Maybe you can come see them if your parole officer approves.

After stealing an open source AI charity, you then stole all of Apple’s phone technology! Wow.

What do you plan for an encore? That’s tough to beat.

[H.G. @Humgon311]

Here come the robots 🤖

Even though every where you turn, one is driving around.

[Tesla Manufacturing @gigafactories]

End of an era: Decommissioning the original Model S & X assembly line in just 46 days

[Tesla Manufacturing @gigafactories]

End of an era: Decommissioning the original Model S & X assembly line in just 46 days

[H.G. @Humgon311]

@DailPii51171 Let's make that thing explode this weekend 😈

[H.G. @Humgon311]

@alanflexxxchi Yes definitely

[H.G. @Humgon311]

@ChiSucker89 @pigstube_ Let me ride that load out sometime