Habitual Line Stepper

Black Comedian who does black comedy. Blerd. Marxist. Comic book writer. Curmudgeon.

[Habitual Line Stepper @HumoristThipek]

In light of people being mad at Dave Chappelle again, here's a different Black comedian named Dave with a slightly better take on trans people

[Kristi Yamaguccimane @TheWapplehouse]

What form of mental illness is this

[Habitual Line Stepper @HumoristThipek]

Shoutout to mother nature. She saw them gas prices go up and dropped a new pandemic to keep everybody back in the house

[The Associated Press @AP]

BREAKING: South African health authorities said they have identified the Andes strain of hantavirus, which may be passed from person to person, in two passengers who were on the cruise ship that has an outbreak of the rare infection. https://t.co/4EPLDxmLZQ

[Variety @Variety]

Melissa Barrera says the people who "accused me of being antisemitic" still "deny that what’s going on [in Gaza] is a genocide. So, we’re never going to see eye to eye on that... And they’re wrong. Just factually wrong."

"The specifics of my situation were like a perfect storm. I’m a woman of color in this industry. I’m 'on the rise,' but I don’t have a big enough name to be untouchable, so they can make an example out of me. I am well-known enough that you can write articles and create all the clickbait propaganda that you need, but also not big enough that people are going to care enough or revolt or do anything in the industry for me. I was the perfect scapegoat."

https://t.co/NOqWiDsviD

[Zuko ⵣ @noodlechip1]

Wait

[I Dissent @DissentFu]

Homelessness is now a felony charge in Louisiana.

A felony.
For being homeless.

[Habitual Line Stepper @HumoristThipek]

They're all the way under the radar but I would both love and hate to see Giannis on the Pacers

[Kalshi Sports @KalshiSports]

Odds on where Giannis Antetokounmpo will play next season if he is traded from Milwaukee, via Kalshi:

20% — Knicks
15% — Celtics
15% — Blazers
13% — Heat
11% — Nets
11% — Pistons
5% — Magic
3% — Rockets
2% — Warriors

[Laura Lohn @LauraDashLohn]

He’s responsible for Captain Planet, 1 of my favorite shows as a kid. I used to clean up trash in parks for fun cus of this show. The bad guys were based off corps that were suing Turner over environmental disputes. Truly a king amongst men, & Jane Fonda’s favorite ex husband.

[Sky @SkyTheViking]

Bro, who peed in your cheerios?

Losing weight is definitely a flex. She had a goal and accomplished the goal. Are you allergic to celebration?

[Habitual Line Stepper @HumoristThipek]

Taxing the rich is being nice, they're lucky they haven't all been Luigi'd by now

[More Perfect Union @MorePerfectUS]

Shocking stuff from the CEO of Vornado Realty Trust on his latest earnings call:

[Despachico @_CHlCO]

Never have another idea ever again in ur life im so serious.

[LakeErie ♀ @LakeErieNorth]

Someone needs to go back to school.

[Maximum atheist @Maximumatheist]

I have.

[CHUCK INGLISH said it. @Chuckisdope]

Ok. Lets do this.
Cuz its not really up for debate.

Unc is a term of endearment in our culture to address an Elder male
adjacent to our fathers or mothers.

Its not an age. And we dont use it lightly.

Come up with your own shit and use it how u want.

[jon @jonxgenius]

Lol you can’t be a good person to begin with to acquire the amount of wealth he has. That’s basically how you get the money but I feel you.

[Marco Foster @MarcoFoster_]

James Talarico: “Young people can’t afford to buy a home, but Jeff Bezos has 12. Young people can’t afford to fill up their gas tank, but Mark Zuckerberg is launching helicopters from his mega-yacht. Young people pay more than their fair share of income taxes, but someone like Elon Musk can get away without paying a penny”

[Anthony @AnthonyGSupreme]

Elon the richest man on Earth and is the lamest cracka there is, he pays women to have his children, he uses alt accounts to hype himself up, dude so lame even Ped0philes didn't want to hang out with him

[Jaybefaunt🏳️‍🌈 @Jaybefaunt]

When will people wake up and realize that this is the end-stage, the fulfillment of capitalism?

[Habitual Line Stepper @HumoristThipek]

@KeithBos3 Yep. Less cars = less traffic. But you can still use a car. Americans (specifically conservatives) believe everything is a zero sum game. If one group's lives are improved, it means theirs have to get worse. And it's like two things can happen at the same time.

[Habitual Line Stepper @HumoristThipek]

The United States is third in car accident deaths (behind China and India) and is one of the least physically active countries on earth and this numb nuts is is talking about "freedom". I hate car people so much. Just whiny and dumb for no reason.

[DannyCanTalk 🌈 @dannycantalk]

I do not want a walkable city. I do not want trains. I do not want busses.

I want a car that can take me anywhere I want at any time.

I don't want to be dependent on transit schedules.

I want to choose who I'm traveling with, rather than going for luck of the draw.

I want to be able to control my own climate while traveling.

I want to be guaranteed a comfortable seat.

I want somewhere to keep my things during a day out instead of having to carry everything with me.

I want to buy and take home loads of groceries too big to carry without having to trouble myself with delivery services.

I want to go through drive thrus.

I want to be halfway home from work and impulsively decide to go to a restaurant on the other side of town and just change direction immediately.

I want to drive around a new city to take in more than I could on foot or on a fixed route.

I want to do road trips where we make up our journey as we go.

I want to explore my own city at will without any particular plan.

I want to visit small towns out of reach of even the most expansive proposed public transit systems.

Essentially, I want freedom.

[Atheistboi @athiestboi]

Comparing apples and oranges.