HunkyHercules

Killing things since 8 months old

[HunkyHercules @HunkyHercules]

@sungodapollo7 Hey man thanks for sorting out that whole oracle issue for me. Let's go catch lunch later, okay?

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@dinnertimekids Hey man you eat your kids I kill my kids it's all good

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@JaygatsbytheG @ZeusGodofGods99 Dad your brother wants to fight you

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@JaygatsbytheG You're my Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Grandfather

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@TheOnlyMuses Does he have anything worth taking after I inevitably kill him? I don't do well with music teachers

[HunkyHercules @HunkyHercules]

It looks like I need a new music teacher. Better watch out, Boonenberg!

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@JaygatsbytheG Just figured out that you're my ancestor as you married the granddaughter of your brother. #stoptheincest2016

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I heard that the Minyans were back. They look different from what I remember

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Just killed King Laomedon of Troy. The Trojans won't cause any more problems after this, I'm sure. #whatsatrojanhorse

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The Hydra has returned! Make sure, Rogers, you use brands and a heavy rock! #beentheredonethat

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Hey Indie, need me to kill that for you? I killed one when I was 8 months old and you can't do it now? "Action Hero"

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@JaygatsbytheG My dad could beat you up no sweat

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Theseus, the most heroic cousin a guy could hope for! This guy will stand by you no matter what!