Hunter Heyes

ASU alum | Mustache Enthusiast

[Hunter Heyes @HunterHeyes]

Nerd, let the kids have fun

[J. Respectful Clark @JReubenCIark]

As an ASU grad, I think it's pretty goofy to storm the field when you are the 21st ranked team and you beat the 14th ranked team.

[Hunter Heyes @HunterHeyes]

Have you ever loved something so much but 11 dudes from Holland took it away? I’m not doing good

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

NETHERLANDS ELIMINATES THE USA FROM THE WORLD CUP 💔

[Hunter Heyes @HunterHeyes]

Depression over. I very much look forward to showing up to work tomorrow with a glorious hangover 🇺🇸

[ESPN @espn]

NEXT STOP: QATAR

The USMNT has qualified for the 2022 World Cup 🏆🇺🇸

[Hunter Heyes @HunterHeyes]

Most people after a night of drinking would be mortified that they posted themselves singing karaoke, not me though, I murdered that rendition of Mr. Brightside.

[Eloise O’WeSoBack 🪄 @elloweeze11]

watching weezer music videos and suddenly everything @HunterHeyes has ever said makes sense

[Hunter Heyes @HunterHeyes]

Shout out to all the guys who went out last night and didn’t drunkenly text any of their ex’s

Gotta take the small victories fellas

[Hunter Heyes @HunterHeyes]

How do you cheat and still have a mediocre program?! As a life long ASU fan imma need some answers. @ASUFootball
Jesus at least when USC cheated they won a national championship.

[Doug Haller @DougHaller]

News: The NCAA is investigating Arizona State football over allegations of recruiting violations during dead period https://t.co/CxHTPxJ12U

[Hunter Heyes @HunterHeyes]

@Brent_VanBro Unfortunately, as of typing this tweet I still have a job. It's really putting a damper on skinny boy summer.

[Hunter Heyes @HunterHeyes]

@Brent_VanBro So unemployed?

[Hunter Heyes @HunterHeyes]

ASU football breaks my heart more than any girl could.

[Hunter Heyes @HunterHeyes]

I miss you 😔❤️ @SportClips

[Hot Music Takes Bot @musictakesbot]

Arctic Monkeys is, and I take no pleasure in reporting this, britpop for British people

[Hunter Heyes @HunterHeyes]

Getting drunk and listening to Vanilla Ice.
I guess you can say I’m killing this post grad thing 😏

[Hunter Heyes @HunterHeyes]

Clearly Aunt Becky doesn’t know we’re number 1 in innovation 🤦‍♂️

[Dennis Narciso @encore75]

@JasonScheer The best sub-story is that Aunt Becky spent $500k to keep their kids from having to go to ASU. 🤣 https://t.co/XyNTBHDdtD

[Hunter Heyes @HunterHeyes]

A squad of high school aged girls made fun of my mustache as I walked by them... this might be new low

Anyway follow me on all my social media it’s gonna be exclusively mustache related content from here on out

[Hunter Heyes @HunterHeyes]

FORKS ALL THE WAY UP! We full sending it tonight!!! #fuckthatotherschool

[Hunter Heyes @HunterHeyes]

Good. I’ve been praying 🙏🏻 the fakes get exposed.

[Hunter Heyes @HunterHeyes]

Its November, you know what that means? That's right we bringing back the mustache. My final form will once again be achieved.

[Hunter Heyes @HunterHeyes]

I’m trying to OD on these flintstone vitamins