Paul Karate

This Is What Happens When An Insomniac Dreams

[Warren Sharp @SharpFootball]

OL seeing a DL flinch on a hard count

[Sponge ! ⛓️🪚👱 era @SussedSponge]

big fan of jokes where fish just die because something is so unbelievably bad

[Josephine Barnes @BarnesJose56012]

I never skip this video when it pops up

[IT Unprofessional @it_unprofession]

Our CFO sent a panicked Slack message saying we're at 98% capacity on our enterprise cloud storage.

She asked if we were experiencing catastrophic data bloat from the new marketing push.

We aren't.

We're experiencing the sheer weight of my personal media empire.

I'm currently hosting a 40-terabyte Plex server on the company mainframe.

I have every single episode of Seinfeld rendered in uncompressed 4K resolution.

I told her our storage is full because of an aggressive database mirroring protocol required for GDPR compliance.

I said if we delete anything, we risk triggering a cascading latency collapse across our entire European market.

We don't even have a European market.

She immediately approved a $120K budget increase to expand our AWS storage buckets.

I thanked her for prioritizing our data sovereignty.

I'm going to use the new servers to host a private Classic World of Warcraft realm.

[Pukicho @pukicho]

The threads of fate bind us. I need 40 dollars

[Jack @jackdonegan13]

going down holding his teeth is possibly the best thing anyone has ever done on a football pitch. so unbelievably funny

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

Robertson could be staying in Dallas but could end up somewhere else.

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

pov: you’re a tasty twig, or perhaps some delectable berries

[刻矛 MAO 🔆🪱🔆 @MVjagaimo]

i just went on chinese social media and they're busy turning Erling Haaland into a Love and Deepspace male lead

[z @0ravoice]

“before you came into my life, i missed you so bad” is a top 10 lyric of the century

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

the humble turkey:

[emmy @skrunkitup]

how it's been kinda

[Liv @Liv_Agar]

You met me at a very Bosnian time in my life

[Liv @Liv_Agar]

RO32 QUALIFIED ✅✅✅✅✅

[Kobi @UTDKobi]

“I’m only watching Brazil vs Scotland”

Meanwhile Morocco vs Haiti:

[Sweety ⛧🟦 @Sweetyrly]

girlfriend called... DECLINE! busy whore! busy with my Counter-Strike!

[Mahir 🇹🇷🇬🇧 @ScrewderiaF1]

Morocco v Haiti