Hyperbole Police 🇺🇸 ⚓️

Dad to 5 good kids, Chiefs fan since 92, photographer, disabled veteran, wife is active duty Navy. My wish is for an America that matches the marketing material

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

NYT headline when the economy added 266,000 jobs under Biden vs. NYT headline when BLS says the economy added 172,000 jobs under Trump.

[James Li @5149jamesli]

So I guess we can stop pretending to be a sovereign nation at this point.

Stop paying taxes, boycott everything, burn it all down.

[Kentucky Statesman @ky_statesman]

This is high treason.

[Ethan Levins 🇺🇸 @EthanLevins2]

The U.S. and Israeli militaries are moving to combine.

KEY: Sec. 224 2027 NDAA

I’m serious.

https://t.co/hvvAUOPkxY

[Maryam @hell_line0]

they'll put a woman in prison for a miscarriage but you can state your intent to let your kids die from a preventable disease nd its fine...

[Cuckturd @CattardSlim]

America has NEVER been less safe.

A Fox News host runs the DOD
A plumber runs DHS
A landscaper runs Domestic Terrorism
A Trump lawyer runs the DOJ
A Maga influencer runs the FBI

And now a trust fund brat with ZERO Intel experience runs the DNI 🤬

[Ted Lieu @tedlieu]

Dear @SecretaryWright: Some deep questions for your deep thoughts:

-Did you know the sun still shines during winter?

-Did you know that solar panels rely on sunlight rather than warmth?

In fact, solar panels can operate even more efficiently during the winter.

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Trump appears to be completely passed out asleep during his 3pm Oval Office announcement

[Bitcoin Teddy @Bitcoin_Teddy]

Corporation: "We made $4B but spent $3.9B so we only owe taxes on $100M."
Government: "Totally reasonable."

You: "I made $60K but spent $58K on survival."
Government: "You owe taxes on $60K."
You: "That's not—"
Government: "File by May 15."

[Cuckturd @CattardSlim]

Only 2.4% of Americans are Jewish, yet 80% of The Trump Org's employees are Jewish, per Eric Trump.

Sounds like DEI, & that that's the top employment requirement for the Trumps.

[Mark Warner @MarkWarner]

It seems there is an entirely different set of rules for Republicans and Democrats.

[Edward Feser @FeserEdward]

George Washington: “The Constitution vests the power of declaring war with Congress; therefore no offensive expedition of importance can be undertaken until after they have deliberated upon the subject, and authorized such a measure.” Letter to William Moultrie, August 28, 1793

Thomas Jefferson: “We have already given in example one effectual check to the Dog of war by transferring the power of letting him loose from the Executive to the Legislative body.” Letter to James Madison, Sept. 6, 1789

James Madison: “The constitution supposes, what the History of all Govts demonstrates, that the Ex[ecutive] is the branch of power most interested in war, and most prone to it. It has accordingly with studied care, vested the question of war in the Legisl[ature].” Letter to Thomas Jefferson, April 2, 1798

[Joyce Alene @JoyceWhiteVance]

A court found Alabama's maps were drawn with "intentional race-based discrimination." The Supreme Court said: use them anyway. This is what the end of the Voting Rights Act looks like in practice. https://t.co/ZX42bXZ4WP

[Hyperbole Police 🇺🇸 ⚓️ @HyperboleForce]

@PMastersMusic @HunterBiden You’re shit

[Acyn @Acyn]

Lieu: Instead of holding North Korea style cabinet meetings where everyone kisses Trump’s ass, I’m going to ask you to come clean—there is something wrong with Trump. There’s a reason he keeps going to the hospital and they keep giving him cognitive tests. We have not seen him in eight days.

Rubio: I assure this is not a president who sleeps or who is cognitively impaired in any way.

Lieu: I just showed you three videos of him sleeping.

[Seth Abramson @SethAbramson]

This cartoon isn't an exaggeration—not even 1% an exaggeration.

Weeks ago it seemed this far-right Supreme Court would still block any map intentionally authored to be racist.

We just learned that that's no longer true.

We have reentered Jim Crow, and it's a national disgrace.

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

Massie almost connected the dots.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

So let me get this straight.

Jake Tapper is focused on attacking my Mom.

Jared and Ivanka are building a private island paradise on Albanian protected land.

Don Jr married the daughter of Epstein’s banker, and a startup his fund backs just got a record $620M Pentagon loan.

Eric is taking an Israeli drone company public for $1.5B in the middle of a war with Iran that nobody wanted.

And I know: “But what about your paintings, Hunter?”

Please.

[Spencer Hakimian @SpencerHakimian]

Director of National Intelligence running Internet scams

[No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen @NoLieWithBTC]

Scott Pelley issues new statement after being fired by CBS for opposing their pro-MAGA bias:

“New management has instructed me to inject falsehoods and bias into a politically sensitive story. I’ve been told to include assertions that are unverified. To date, in every case, I have managed to ignore these instructions or refuse them.

Recently, politicians have been invited to choose correspondents for interviews on the broadcast. Giving politicians control over 60 Minutes interviews is not how this is done.

Finally, incompetence and unprofessionalism in the new management have wreaked havoc. In a case involving one of my stories, the entire program came within 19 minutes of not getting on the air at all.”