ℍ𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕤𝕠𝕞𝕖 𝕁𝕒𝕔𝕜

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[ℍ𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕤𝕠𝕞𝕖 𝕁𝕒𝕔𝕜 @HyperionDick]

“ɪᴛ’s ɴᴏᴛ ᴇɴᴏᴜɢʜ. ɪ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ɪᴛ ᴀʟʟ. ᴇᴠᴇʀʏ PLANET, ᴇᴠᴇʀʏ STAR.”

ʜᴀɴᴅsᴏᴍᴇ ᴊᴀᴄᴋ. ʙᴏʀᴅᴇʀʟᴀɴᴅs.

ᴇsᴛ. ᴀᴜɢᴜsᴛ 2023.
sғᴡ/ɴsғᴡ. ᴄʀᴏssᴏᴠᴇʀ. 18+ ᴏɴʟʏ.

[ℍ𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕤𝕠𝕞𝕖 𝕁𝕒𝕔𝕜 @HyperionDick]

What the fuck I got my account back LMFAO

[ℍ𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕤𝕠𝕞𝕖 𝕁𝕒𝕔𝕜 @HyperionDick]

"Ha- just what makes you figure?" Jack scoffs. Hell- she's standing there with her shirt lifted up. After a moment he obliges, grazing his fingers over her abdomen. Impressive.

Outwardly? just. Shrugs.

"...Not bad."

[ℍ𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕤𝕠𝕞𝕖 𝕁𝕒𝕔𝕜 @HyperionDick]

Cough. Ow. That kinda hurt his neck. Don't cough. Duly noted.

"...Puh. It's decent. For a chick, anyway. Yeah yeah yeah."

[ℍ𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕤𝕠𝕞𝕖 𝕁𝕒𝕔𝕜 @HyperionDick]

“Typical Pandoran slop.” He shoves the bag back into her bands, wiping his own diligently on his jacket. Nope. They still smell… weird.

“-try something edible for a change. You could stand to put on a few pounds.”

[ℍ𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕤𝕠𝕞𝕖 𝕁𝕒𝕔𝕜 @HyperionDick]

He takes an offered piece and starts chewing on it- but makes a face.

“This stuff friggen’ reeks.”

[paddle @ipaddlearound]

gonna be a scorcher out there today, idiot. do u have what it takes?

[ℍ𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕤𝕠𝕞𝕖 𝕁𝕒𝕔𝕜 @HyperionDick]

Grumbles angrily. No eye contact.

“…sure.”

[ℍ𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕤𝕠𝕞𝕖 𝕁𝕒𝕔𝕜 @HyperionDick]

He squints suspiciously.

“Yeah. Get me a coffee.”

[Timothy @JHypeKing6969]

@HyperionDick ". . . I was gonna ask if you wanted coffee . . . Not about . . ."

He waves his hands a little.

" That "

[ℍ𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕤𝕠𝕞𝕖 𝕁𝕒𝕔𝕜 @HyperionDick]

He shows up in a neck brace. It looks ridiculous. He seems extremely unhappy- and a little sad. In a vaguely threatening way.

“Don’t ask.”

[ℍ𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕤𝕠𝕞𝕖 𝕁𝕒𝕔𝕜 @HyperionDick]

Here’s a list of things I’d miss more than you if you died right now:

rewinding VHS tapes
the McRib
This one bandit who could sing “L'amour est un oiseau rebelle” perfectly
the hot WB spin-off , Angel
My foreskin
Claptrap

[𝚁𝚑𝚢𝚜 @systemshook2]

come ooon, you know you’d miss me. i’m great!

[ℍ𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕤𝕠𝕞𝕖 𝕁𝕒𝕔𝕜 @HyperionDick]

@derringershot Wow. Well now I just don’t want to sit. Chew on that.

[ℍ𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕤𝕠𝕞𝕖 𝕁𝕒𝕔𝕜 @HyperionDick]

@RabidMachine If you're poor, yeah

[ℍ𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕤𝕠𝕞𝕖 𝕁𝕒𝕔𝕜 @HyperionDick]

Oh this- This was from the time I screwed my body double. Thought it'd be kind of like jerking off? But it was more like having sex with another dude.

[ℍ𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕤𝕠𝕞𝕖 𝕁𝕒𝕔𝕜 @HyperionDick]

@RabidMachine If you have to ask, you're too poor

[ℍ𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕤𝕠𝕞𝕖 𝕁𝕒𝕔𝕜 @HyperionDick]

Those are probably the chicks I screw getting sad that it's over. I have never cried in my life, ever. When I came out of the womb I flipped off the doctor. When I watch Titanic I laugh.

[ℍ𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕤𝕠𝕞𝕖 𝕁𝕒𝕔𝕜 @HyperionDick]

@derringershot What would you do if I was there haha

[ℍ𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕤𝕠𝕞𝕖 𝕁𝕒𝕔𝕜 @HyperionDick]

You're ugly

[ℍ𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕤𝕠𝕞𝕖 𝕁𝕒𝕔𝕜 @HyperionDick]

@RabidMachine I've got air conditioning in this baby. Shows what YOU know

[ℍ𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕤𝕠𝕞𝕖 𝕁𝕒𝕔𝕜 @HyperionDick]

Kys

[𝚁𝚑𝚢𝚜 @systemshook2]

riiiight? I mean, who DOESN’T? so about that pay…. raaaaise?