Farmer Shawn

In a world full of Sam Hunts, be a Johnny Cash

[Farmer Shawn @IABorderFarmer]

#HomeSweetHome

[Farmer Shawn @IABorderFarmer]

Her: You have really nice fore arms

Me: Thanks, I jerk off a lot

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@BuschBeer You da real MVP homie! Much love from the Hawkeye State 👌🏻❤️

[Farmer Shawn @IABorderFarmer]

Hey @BuschBeer just wanted you to know this farmer appreciates you and your corn cans

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Once you’ve been done dirty by these little hoes it’s a whole lot easier to pick up on other little hoe’s bullshit 😅

[Farmer Shawn @IABorderFarmer]

@one_iowa I was hoping someone knew 😅

[Farmer Shawn @IABorderFarmer]

Yeah sex is cool but have you ever had someone match your energy and effort?

[Farmer Shawn @IABorderFarmer]

I’m going to Rock Bottom, anybody need anything while I’m there?

[Farmer Shawn @IABorderFarmer]

What’s it like to have someone in your corner? Someone who is always down for you no matter what?

[Farmer Shawn @IABorderFarmer]

4 Monsters for breakfast, 4 mixed drinks for supper. Tonight shall be interesting

[Farmer Shawn @IABorderFarmer]

Vodka and Gatorade, cuz drunk me thinks that’s gonna help with staying hydrated 😅😂

[Farmer Shawn @IABorderFarmer]

Well I just sent a message inquiring about my dream job building race cars 😅

[Farmer Shawn @IABorderFarmer]

I’m “going vegan for the night” aka I’m drinking vodka for supper

[Farmer Shawn @IABorderFarmer]

Found a 7/16” old school Snap On wrench on the road today, fuckin score boys! Fuckin score!

[Farmer Shawn @IABorderFarmer]

Getting drunk in the shower jamming to Randy Rogers Band 👌🏻

[Farmer Shawn @IABorderFarmer]

Friday night Sioux Falls, Saturday night Aberdeen #LookOutSouthDakota 👌🏻

[Farmer Shawn @IABorderFarmer]

@one_iowa 🤷🏼‍♂️

[Farmer Shawn @IABorderFarmer]

Any advise on messaging a guy to tell him he needs to know his wife has been cheating on him with me? 😅

[Farmer Shawn @IABorderFarmer]

Dear single moms,

Is “thundering dad voice” really that attractive?

[Farmer Shawn @IABorderFarmer]

Had a great day shopping with her and her daughter ❤️

[Farmer Shawn @IABorderFarmer]

This shit makes my heart happy af ❤️