David Stokes

Yorkshire & London based Creative Addict. Represented by @DCHManagementUK Spotlight 🏳️‍🌈🐶🐶

[David Stokes @IAmDavidStokes_]

@ButternutBox your courier DPD has for the third time left my box outside of the gates to our development on the public highway. I have updated instructions more than once

[David Stokes @IAmDavidStokes_]

@JeremyClarkson so sorry to hear of your diagnosis. Thinking of you and your loved ones ❤️

[David Stokes @IAmDavidStokes_]

When did it become acceptable for ‘journalists‘ to heckle and caterwaul anyone in public service just for a soundbite? @bbcnews @SkyNews thank goodness for the off button

[Normal Island News @NormalIslandNws]

A woman was reversing in Asda car park today and she almost bumped into my trolley so she said "sorry". I said "that's okay", but my American friends are saying the correct response would have been to shoot her in the head three times and claim I acted in self-defence 🤷‍♀️

[Protect Kamala Harris ✊ @DisavowTrump20]

Mayor Jacob Frey to ICE: “Get the fuck out of Minneapolis.”

RETWEET if you stand with @MayorFrey against Trump and ICE!

[Protect Kamala Harris ✊ @DisavowTrump20]

RETWEET if you support Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey against Trump and ICE!

[David Stokes @IAmDavidStokes_]

@GiuseppeGarvey I hear Ellen and Portia are moving on because there’s too much mud…. So if you have a spare 20 mill

[David Stokes @IAmDavidStokes_]

I think you mean trolling

[David Stokes @IAmDavidStokes_]

Tesla Announces 2025 Holiday Update: Grok Commands, New Santa Mode, Dashcam FSD Overlay, But Lacks CarPlay https://t.co/osw28KS8I2
via @NotATeslaApp - UK - No Grok , No CarPlay, but Photoshop… what are we 5??

[David Stokes @IAmDavidStokes_]

It’s a big fat MEH! 🫤

[David Stokes @IAmDavidStokes_]

2025.44.25.1 Official Tesla Release Notes - Software Updates https://t.co/Yv0Ywvs3o4
via @NotATeslaApp. So from this nothing much of use for UK owners….. @elonmusk

[David Stokes @IAmDavidStokes_]

@LNER 11.29 am from WFD to LGX. doubled booked and/or cancelled. told to find an empty seat as mine was taken. Then aggressively told to move. My reservation taken by an old standing in corridor no service and told I had to pay in the bar area. First class is not what it was.

[David Stokes @IAmDavidStokes_]

@HelenX678 @CTSI_UK Heard absolutely nothing from TS. pointless….

[David Stokes @IAmDavidStokes_]

@CTSI_UK having to jump through several hoops just to try and get the attention of trading standards for a rogue trader. Some help would be greatly appreciated.

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

Antonelli is a teenager.

[David Stokes @IAmDavidStokes_]

@HelenX678 @CTSI_UK thats awful!. It’s almost like they are protecting them and not us!

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

If your A level results are disappointing, don’t worry. I got a C and two Us and here I am today, installing lights for a helicopter landing pad in my garden.

[David Stokes @IAmDavidStokes_]

@bbcfeedback Hello - can the BBC please stop referring to Resident Doctors - formally known as Junior Doctors as Resident Doctors - formally known as Junior Doctors. I think we get it now….

[David Stokes @IAmDavidStokes_]

@RoyalMailHelp Tracked 24

[David Stokes @IAmDavidStokes_]

Trying to find a Royal Mail parcel and get support using your website should not be so difficult. yes I have the reference. @RoyalMailHelp

[David Stokes @IAmDavidStokes_]

@RoyalMailHelp