Krish Punmiya

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Over 300,000 people die of drowning each year. In order to protect society, it is now illegal to consume or possess water.

Your government is also considering banning solid food, as it presents a needless choking hazard.
You are not an adult.
You are a baby.
Eat the baby food.

[Mynation_Abhi @Abhishekup0107]

Bikes n vehicles r blocking access rd, making it hard for emergency vehicles, school bus, four-wheelers 2 reach r soc. Plz address ASAP to ensure safe access for all.
Near rizvi oak,f residences, raheja complex rd,kurar village, Malad-E
@mybmcWardPN @MumbaiPolice @MTPHereToHelp

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@WockhardtHosp ICU at Wockhardt Hospital Mira Road has rats roaming the floor. The meal served to patient is cold and stale. Tea ordered at 9 AM is delivered at 11:30 AM to the patient. It's 1:30 PM now but still no lunch served to ICU patients. @MoHFW_INDIA @PIB_India @DghsIndia

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@SMinesh58547 @Devendra4Maha Look at this.

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Now that's a pure Gentleman's game. No rivalries, no personal ego. Just playing for the true spirit of the game. #MCCvsROW #Lords200

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Now that's how we roll
A hell of a party with a hell of a family!
#kevus17th #bday #party #family… http://t.co/5u0iIbEskb

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I did my bit!
#Indian #proud #voter #LokSabha #elections #SteptoBetterIndia #voted http://t.co/lLDE1L7lGN

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I did by bit!
#Indian #voter #proud #SteptoBetterIndia #voted http://t.co/NeBM6lkWQD

[Vyapaari @Vyapaari]

Craving to eat Paneer Tikka for dinner in the middle of a long distance train journey? http://t.co/BHKDzIkXOi

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Salman khan's most sanskaari role was in the movie
"BAGHBAAN".
His name in the movie was "ALOK"..
Any coincidence? #AlokNath

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@TheFunnySayings wbu Intel? XD

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@SindhiKagawa Study Bitch, or-else
Not Suarez, but Rejo will bite you.

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@kamaalrkhan haga na firse

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#ReplaceMovieNameWithPasta
@PizzaHutIN phata pizza nikla pasta

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#ReplaceMovieNameWithPasta
The Pasta Kid

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@unevenblue Hum Pasta De Chuke Sanam
#ReplaceMovieNameWithPasta

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While Torres scored for @chelseafc @chelin the 90th minute, another Torres scored for #AtlêticoMadrid in the very first minute #OliverTorres

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@unevenblue The most #unique #pickupline I've ever heard!

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Substitution for #OSASUNA in 4th minute!
Puyol has shown his effect (Y) #OsasunavsBarca @FCBarcelona #FCBlive