Isaac Hirsch

Idiot

[Isaac Hirsch @IBHirsch]

Honestly sending me this text and absolutely nothing else is a pretty good bit

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@MattModderno Since Gheorge Muresan came to my elementary school (shout out Greenbelt Elementary)

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@CONELRAD6401240 I have no memory of filming such a commercial and cannot dance so I would say no with 99 percent certainty

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New video live on YouTube about the frequent indignity and occasional fun of working as an extra
https://t.co/bSGmhXPJ5H

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@grapesmoker Finally: someone who will run California like a start up. Hoping he’ll set up a totally nonfunctional government that doesn’t do what he says it does but will “leverage AI” in unclear ways and we get acquired by China

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@CONELRAD6401240 That’s probably Volume 1, which they do not have

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You spend too much time in the books section at Goodwill and you start to talk yourself into “The Papers of Adlai E Stevenson, Volume 5”

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@stopvaccinating @JeninYounesEsq @talchinsky I love that this is from an anti-vaccine guy. “The state cannot mandate anything to be put in my body, unless it’s bullets, then that’s okay”

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I made a YouTube video about how to get better at Jeopardy. Please watch and, if possible, enjoy https://t.co/ePg3jHzs2l

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I love how cold tap water is this time of year

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Had Taco Bell’s new Steak & Poblano Rolled Quesadilla on Saturday and then dreamt about it last night. Because it showed up in my subconscious I’m forced to give it my highest recommendation

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@daltonleepruitt Stocks have never continued to go up during a bubble

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@KarenBucco Not yet! We’re still looking at rings but unfortunately we’re both procrastinators by nature

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@StuartScottsEye honestly my favorite part of the whole thing was a random guy doing mentalism/table magic next to the bar

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@SAM_brero This take was designed in a lab to make absolutely nobody happy

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@scottgairdner When I worked at Starbucks many years ago, I asked a guy for his name and he very smugly said, “My name? Merry Christmas.” He seemed genuinely disappointed when I wrote “Merry Christmas” on the cup

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It’s hard to take too much schadenfreude in this when you realize that when this stuff inevitably fails it’ll completely crash the economy

[near @nearcyan]

feeling really bad for the Meta OS team

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Do you want your entire apartment to smell like Greek yogurt? Then try Greek yogurt (tm)

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Sure, you’ve butt-dialed people before, but have you ever butt-joined a Fantasy Football league

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@Feldfrog I love the implication that Dillon, ostensibly a truth-telling political comedian, would quietly take a large sum of money to say or do anything. Why would you listen to what he has to say about politics ever again?