IMAM BESAR IMHOTEP

memes and some questionable shits, only offer pure brain rot

[IMAM BESAR IMHOTEP @IB_IMHOTEP]

minimal ditawarin pansiun dini gitu 😌

[Beta EP - 🍉 @BetaEpsilonPhi]

Beda, itu Belanja Barang, masuknya Belanja Non Operasional

Belanja Operasional Pegawai itu Gaji dan Tunjangan Pegawai.

Pernyataan Menteri Dalam Negeri, "EFISIENSI BELANJA OPERASIONAL PEGAWAI" itu ngeri.

Maksudnya ke arah mana?
- Pengurangan Pegawai?
- Pemotongan Gaji?

[R. @kangrozin]

On the failure of Reformasi:

Laws do not restrain corruption. Power does. Rewrite the laws without changing the underlying balance of power, and all you create is the illusion of progress, one that fades as soon as the shock that inspired it wears off.

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@kulijawi @luv_carrotcake menghadeh, memang enaknya wafat saja gasihh

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@luv_carrotcake @damay_JKT48 asbun membawa petaka

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@kulijawi @luv_carrotcake wafat saja gasihh

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ga ac kamar ga ac mobil bisa rusak barengan gini

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challenge accepted

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"mas temanmu lagi mabok di teras"

"biarin aja, hidupnya lagi sumpek"

[IMAM BESAR IMHOTEP @IB_IMHOTEP]

just reach out, you'll be surprised by how many actually care... I mean, are struggling too.

[ً @artfuIchaos]

you’ll be alone in the most difficult times of your life. those moments will make you wise, mature and fearless. pain will teach you who you are when nobody is coming to save you. isolation will show you your strength. silence will sharpen your spirit.

[IMAM BESAR IMHOTEP @IB_IMHOTEP]

ikaros laughed as he fell, for he knew to fall means to once have soared

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Selamat hari Isnin

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@txtdarinonktpYK most polite eastern javanese man

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deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there, wondering, fearing

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@kulijawi

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sesuai prediksi bakal koyok ngene

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fucking called it

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seru sih, semoga ga masup angin

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belum tentu pake dolar kok, bisa aja sistem barter seperti zaman megalitikum

[! @chaaaaww]

Before:
Orang desa ga pakai dolar.

After:
Petani sering ke luar negeri.

Plot twist tercepat taun ini. Peak comedy 👏🏻

[IMAM BESAR IMHOTEP @IB_IMHOTEP]

hefty puh

[IMAM BESAR IMHOTEP @IB_IMHOTEP]

sunggu seram efeknya kafwandd

[Beta EP - 🍉 @BetaEpsilonPhi]

Tahu kan, alasan kenapa sebagian ASN di SocMed memilih anonim?

Dan ini Jawaban atas pertanyaan kemarin, kalau Sekjend di-PAPUA-kan, LU BAYANGIN APA YANG TERJADI AMA UMBI-UMBIAN?

*btw, akun asli saya, penuh Pencitraan 🫣