swanny

fuck elon musk

[Watermelon_Sir @Watermelon1Sir]

They taste good to those pure of heart. But as soon as you eat too many they detect your greed and start tasting awful as a self-defense mechanism.

[X Global @X_Global_tv]

🚨 BREAKING:

UFC lightweight champion Islam Makhachev explains his comments on Palestine:

"They [Israel] are not killing terrorists; they are killing children and the elderly. It's madness."

[cosmic cowgirl 🪩🤠 @blockhim2026]

Zach Bryan I will never be able to form a concrete opinion about you

[Daniel O'Connor @DSDOConnor]

Well then, I look forward to showing (once it's publicly available) that "Griffin" will also fail the Turing test!

I've issued this challenge many times for years, and my challenge stands: https://t.co/ZIEfEg1xi8

[Ashleyn Lagerberg @corybantic_lad]

“I asked grok” “I asked chat gpt” well, I asked the Pope and he says you fucking suck

[swanny @ILoveTheCIA_69]

@HammermanTTV @InveighYT @Dustin58958286 ever heard of social commentary you fucking mouth breather

[swanny @ILoveTheCIA_69]

@InveighYT she looks tuff as fuck they’re just scared of women

[Matt "Matt" Watson @matthwatson]

I combed the archives for years, almost convinced I imagined it. But I found it.

Amidst televised coverage of the confederate flag's removal from the South Carolina Statehouse, a man in the background proudly sports the merchandise of YouTube star “Fred” (2015)

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

“Sebulba would dribble a basketball with his feet, you know. Because his feet are hands and his hands are feet. He’s a Dug. Sebulba was a bucket.”

[Got CTE from playing Peek-a-Boo @doulbedoink]

FPS player trying deadlock: So there are 40 items but if i dont get one of the small greens and one of the medium greens I cant play the game and I need one of the big and small oranges to do any damage UNLESS

MOBA player trying deadlock: Bro how the fuck do you shoot a gun

[swanny @ILoveTheCIA_69]

white people be like:

[🫍 juno 🫍 @moletusk]

i had to explain proshipping to my mom

⚠️WARNING: IF YOU SAY "WHITE PEOPLE BE LIKE" YOU WILL BE PERMANENTLY BLOCKED ⚠️

[Silky Creatine Hole @turnandstomp]

Fitness influencers wife got ahold of his phone and babyyyyyy

[Zito @_Zeets]

Spectacularly stupid person

[ghost⚜️ #hunnidsum @CHR1S0LAVE]

On my life 28-3 more tragic than Katrina

[More Perfect Union @MorePerfectUS]

BREAKING: Bernie Sanders, AOC, and Jeff Merkley are introducing the Ban Flock Act.

This bill would effectively put an end to AI surveillance cameras that track Americans.

The Ban Flock Act would prohibit federal agencies from using automatic license plate readers (ALPRs) and block federal funding from state and local governments that use this technology, making it untenable for these AI surveillance cameras to continue proliferating across the country.

[Morgott The Omen King @KingOfLeyndell]

Now get snakes to throw lightning at him

[Anarc-y princess @SatireAP]

If you’re wondering what Jake Lang is up to, it appears he has hijacked a bus from a retirement home out on a field trip and conned them into J6’ing some Mosque

[Kafka, Esq. 🧌 @metalgearobama]

“Have you seen” yes. Yes I have. I am on the internet constantly like everyone else. I have seen it. My screen time has been 8 hours a day every year since like 2007. It’s not good. I have seen it. We don’t need to talk about internet shit. How are your kids

[Jack Manning @NHLJackManning]

"But why won't star players sign in traditional hockey markets?!?!"

Dedicate 12 years to a franchise that hasn't been relevant at all and he gets booed for wanting a chance to win?

Blame ownership. Blame management. Don't blame the player.

[sugahpi @sugahpie_]

dear god take all of aramori’s pain triple it and give it asmongold