Interstellar Transportation Safety Board

The ISTSB investigates accidents in subwarp, transwarp, hyperspace, timespace & slipsace and makes recommendations to improve interstellar transportation safety

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If you are experiencing a temporal anomaly, please have contacted emergency services prior to the temporal anomaly. #StaySafe #SafetyTips #TimeProblems

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#ISTSB is #hiring an Employee Retaliation Specialist to join our #Pluto based Reprimand and Discipline Department. Apply today #RAD

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#BEFOREANDAFTER: Speeding starship strikes nearby vehicles. Traffic cameras caught the very moment of collision. Please #StaySafe and follow all posted speed limits! they are not suggestions

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Our department often utilizes advanced imaging software to reconstruct incident scenes in a 3D cyberspace. These high-tech virtual recreations are a valuable tool for our investigations.

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We are aware of an incident involving a department rover and several destroyed villages on Grubulon IV. Preliminary investigations suggest our Special Agent was merely "getting nasty on 'em" and kicking up rooster tails. We will continue to update. #whatshappeningongrubulon4

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Not to brag or anything.. 😏

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Our rovers can travel 16 feet in half a second and are equipped with a 75mm auto-cannon for kinetic, all-terrain inspections in those hard-to-reach collision sites. #SafetyFirst @NASA @NASAPersevere #RoversDaily

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I’m on the move! Just took my first test drive on Mars, covering about 16 feet (5 meters). You’re looking at the very beginning of my wheel tracks. Many more to make.

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A little #BehindtheScenes action: Our team continues to investigate the M2-XFE massacre. Here is Special Agent Jenkins trying to figure out if the department would pay for his PLEX (we won't) #EVEonline #ThursdayMotivation #tweetfleet

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#OnThisDay 475 years ago: what would have eventually become the Hitler of sentient space rockets was successfully assassinated by time traveling #ISTSB Special Agents. No injuries were reported #History

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#WednesdayFact: Galactic time travel speed limits are enforced by aircraft

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Special Agent Jenkins reconstructing a recent collision scene. Hoping to have this one solved by Christmas #Teamwork

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we are sending a team to check this one out

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Are you interested in #Careers at ISTSB? Sorry We are not hiring

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#UPDATE: it was some kind of space battle #CaseClosed

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The #ISTSB is actively investigating a #StarWars type Imperial Star Destroyer accident on #Jakku. Residents are advised to remain clear of the area.

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#BeAdvised: our regional headquarters is in Gary, Indiana on Earth, not on the planet Gary.

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nevermind it’s back with a vengeance

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#TravelAlert: #Wormhole spotted near HD 139461/139460. Best take HD 4657 or Upsilon Aquarii. #TravelSmart

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#UPDATE: Scene is clear at HD 139461/139460. #WornHole