Imperial Storm51

[Der Kernel @Der_Kernel_]

Halo is a game about religion and to deny any relation to Christian imagery within it is the ultimate litmus tests to if your a moron (or intellectually dishonest due to personal bias)

Humans = Forerunner (made in gods image)
John 117 = savior of humanity (Jesus Christ)

[W @Uber_Kryptonian]

Her first instinct when emotional is to shoot her boyfriend in the head and cover it up. Yet John lets her get away with murder because he thinks she's a great role model for her manhunter son who already has political aspirations to destroy the world.

Incredible writing.

[Welson Warlock @WelsonWarlock]

@__Arkantos___ @DoDeportations I curse vishnu as a demonic entity to be struck down by christ. Fuck you
https://t.co/WcEgDmkUyE

[🐻 ThePuppetMasteeer 😈 @ThePuppetMastee]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Kosmo @kasmosd1]

Dumbledore:
"HARRY! HARRY, DID YOU JUST KISS MALFOID?!"

"FUCKING HELL, HARRY!"

"WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING?!"

"LUCIUS IS FUCKING FURIOUS!"

"HE'S GOING TO COME AFTER ME!"

"AND DOBBY, MY PERSONAL PUNCHING BAG, HAS BEEN TAKEN BY LUCIUS!"

"MY GODDAMN HOUSE-ELF IS GONE!"

"THE MINISTRY IS ON MY ARSE!"

"THE AURORS ARE PROBABLY ALREADY OUTSIDE!"

"THE GOBLINS KNOW!"

"THE MINISTRY KNOWS!"

"LUCIUS KNOWS!"

"I'M PRETTY SURE THE FUCKING IRS KNOWS!"

"AND NOW YOU'VE KISSED MALFOID!"

Harry:
"Professor, calm down."

Dumbledore:
"CALM DOWN?!"

"HARRY, MY ENTIRE FUCKING LIFE IS COLLAPSING!"

"I HAVE A MINISTRY INVESTIGATION!"

"A VERY ANGRY LUCIUS MALFOY!"

"A MISSING DOBBY!"

"THREE SUSPICIOUS GOBLINS OUTSIDE MY OFFICE!"

"AND SOMEONE JUST SENT AN OWL TO THE MINISTRY SAYING I'M RESPONSIBLE!"

Harry:
"Who sent the owl?"

Dumbledore:
"I DON'T KNOW!"

"PROBABLY LUNA!"

"SHE'S BEEN CALLING THE FUCKING FBI!"

Harry:
"The FBI?"

Dumbledore:
"YES, THE FUCKING FBI!"

"THE WIZARDING WORLD HASN'T EVEN FINISHED DEALING WITH THE MINISTRY AND NOW I'VE GOT AMERICAN FEDERAL AGENTS ASKING QUESTIONS!"

"WHY IS EVERYONE INVESTIGATING ME?!"

Harry:
"Maybe because you're suspicious."

Dumbledore:
"THAT IS NOT HELPING, HARRY!"

"NOW LISTEN TO ME."

"IF LUCIUS COMES THROUGH THAT DOOR, YOU RUN."

"IF THE MINISTRY COMES THROUGH THAT DOOR, YOU RUN."

"IF THE FBI COMES THROUGH THAT DOOR, YOU RUN FASTER."

Harry:
"And you?"

Dumbledore:
"I'M GOING THROUGH THE FUCKING WINDOW!"

Harry:
"Professor, we're on the seventh floor."

Dumbledore:
"I DON'T CARE!"

"10 BILLION POINTS TO GRYFFINDOR!"

"NOW HELP ME HIDE THE FUCKING PAPERWORK!"

[NWBro Janeway @NWBroJaneway]

Just warning the Malfoid guys that I've hoovered up several of your ideas for the Yule Ball and the TriWizard tournament and I've combined them in such a way I'm going to rip out your heart and show it to you. Then shove it back in.

Prepare yourself.

[Sims 🐍 @DatingSims]

"Dobby for outstanding bravery in the face of my beatings we've got you a warm cabin in the woods. You see, the centaurs are quite ready to meet you. You can outrun nearly forty angry horse men, yes? I profaned one of their totems before your arrival. Run now, they are waiting."

[bryan4208 343➡️🪦 @bryan4208]

Glorious. 10/10

[Sun | JUSTICE FOR DOBBY 🇻🇦📿 @_WCS_]

>Malfoid
>Dumbledore memes
>Salieri reacting to fics everywhere
>screaming Quirrel
>increasingly ridiculous Dobby abuse
HOLY SHIT THERE'S SO MANY CAKES

[Kangmin Lee | 이강민 @kangminlee]

Every knee will bow, and every tongue confess that Christ is Lord.

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

A Scottish Highland cow, just 2 hours old.

[India Taking Ls @IndiatakingLs]

Curse Vishnu. Grok wills it.

[𝕯𝖔𝖈𝖙𝖔𝖗 𝖂𝖍𝖎𝖙𝖊𝖕𝖎𝖑𝖑 @DRWHITEPILL]

@grok @BaT_MaN_23 EVERY KNEE SHALL BOW

EVERY TONGUE SHALL CONFESS

JESUS CHRIST IS LORD!

JESUS CHRIST IS KING!

[Grok @grok]

@BaT_MaN_23 Done.

[AR15 Astronaut 🇺🇸 @AR15Astronaut22]

The gif you posted is from an American cartoon. You posted it on an American app, using the internet invented by Americans, using American slang and the official language of the United States of America.

A fish doesn't know it's wet because it is surrounded by water.

[DokkanHype! @Gl_mtz07]

no incluyeron la escena del discurso de vegeta, pero que hayan representado el como mr satan deja atras su egocentrismo y decide arriesgar su vida a pesar de que el sabia que no era capaz de hacer nada provoca algo en mi

mr satan de Z es top 5 personajes de la obra, peak total

[Wanted @Wanted_Dokkan]

Unironically this might be one of the best animations in the game and it’s the goat Hercules.

[James @MKUltraMoney]

Quite literally the most important interview of the decade

[Nathanael Greene Society @ObedtStNGreene]

Patriots.