Ray Merchant III

Egregious tweets.

[Ray Merchant III @ISurrenderAgain]

My political posts will make a difference.

~delusinal people

[Ray Merchant III @ISurrenderAgain]

Thomson runs like my bowels on taco night. #Northwestern

[Ray Merchant III @ISurrenderAgain]

That was not pass interference.
#Northwestern

[Hal O' be thy name. @Halbeerz]

A Christian leadership course? How about I just take a pottery class and at least get a cool ashtray out of the deal.

[Ray Merchant III @ISurrenderAgain]

Is the retweet a tweet option an extension of the pinned tweet?

[Boyd's Backyard™ @TheBoydP]

All I'm saying is when you retweet yourself at least you don't have to read the tweets...

[Can'tHelpButThink @skadel68]

Facebook: Happy Father's Day to all the wonderful dads out there

Twitter: Happy Mother Fuckers Day

[dianarama @dirtybirdie_]

Resting dickface

[Ray Merchant III @ISurrenderAgain]

Subtweets are like horoscopes; they're only about you if you want them to be about you.

[Bat Boy @brianbowman73]

I've been told I have beautiful mind except without all that mathematical ability.

[Thunderous Prophet 🇺🇦 @WaltzingRhino]

Learned if you drop a gallon of sangria it will stain your shoes and driveway. Related: The HOA would like a word with me about language.

[Johnny smokes a lot @jcacton35]

Don't worry, there are thousands of ungrateful people in this world just like you. You'll have plenty of people to hang out with.

[Sam @SufficientCharm]

Farted so hard that my phone restarted itself.

[Ray Merchant III @ISurrenderAgain]

Keep it real, is not appropriate on the internet.

[..❦..convos with myself @charmfoz]

.ur words are the serenity of golden sunrises.

.and seduction of emerald light flashing after the sun disappears from the distant horizon.

[mεℓɩssα 🇨🇦 @mel_pollen]

Friend: How are you today?
Me: I have onion breath and I have to poop, so things could be better

This is why people don't talk to me

[RedTube @RedTube]

The best sex is when you don't have to worry about how loud you are being.

[A1 from day one @helado721]

If you feel like you need to judge somebody.. Put down your microscope and pick up your mirror