sanders the manders

Former 2nd string business hours, 3rd string game time Minor League Baseball mascot. “We watching or nah?” -Corito

[sanders the manders @I_Am_Sanders]

@MrAndersonJared It’s spooky enough that R. L. Stine ever wrote a book about it!

[sanders the manders @I_Am_Sanders]

I feel like 40% of Twitter has just become a new slopground for fake LinkedIn stories

[sanders the manders @I_Am_Sanders]

Sun Valley has never looked so beautiful

[Brentley Romine @BrentleyGC]

Few golf courses are immediately recognizable from 10k feet. This is one of them:

[sanders the manders @I_Am_Sanders]

“Okay so Tyler, what happened with Ban in Vegas?”
Tyler Herro:

[sanders the manders @I_Am_Sanders]

My name is Adam SandERS. Thousands of times, I’ve seen the lip quivering smirk like they’re the first person to ever notice before they blurt it out. But no disrespect, I love the Sand man. One time, though, a cashier said “don’t worry. I, Darius TUCKER, am not going to say it.”

[Paul McNiel @pbdmcniel]

My dad gave me a piece of advice that has served me well: never make a comment about, or a play on someone's name. You will never impress them. You will only sink in their esteem.

I met an old guy named John Lennon once, shook his hand and said "good to meet you Mr. Lennon." You could see the respect and joy at not hearing yet another damned comment about his name.

Thanks dad.

[sanders the manders @I_Am_Sanders]

@OsheaJacksonJr I’ve been saying for years that they need to make a movie about that. Think you and/or pops could get that one going?

[sanders the manders @I_Am_Sanders]

I coach in a baseball league for children of all ages with disabilities. He came and volunteered with us, and I will never forget him seeing one of our kids hit a missile, and telling me that it was the coolest experience of his life. Say what yo will about him, he’s good people

[Baseball’s Greatest Moments @BBGreatMoments]

This dude will always be a legend.

[sanders the manders @I_Am_Sanders]

@MrAndersonJared I think the existence of Christmas Vacation 2 is precisely why Elf 2 and The Grinch 2 shouldn’t exist

[sanders the manders @I_Am_Sanders]

It’s very important for me to know that Desus and Mero at least sent each other a text tonight

[John Hoey @JohnnyHoey]

My wife survived a school shooting in her first year as a teacher and kept teaching, and is still teaching 15 years later while being a Mom of two. She very much lives in the real world. You do not. What a completely ignorant and stupid thing to say.

[sanders the manders @I_Am_Sanders]

Our league is one of the only truly pure things in this world right now. Whoever is responsible is a sick person

[Nick Coffey @TheCardConnect]

Let’s find the clowns who vandalized the Miracle League of Louisville field and hold them accountable.

The league is for those with special needs. The field is rubberized, with wheelchair-accessible surface so everyone can play.

My daughter Mya is in her fourth season in the league and game day is the highlight of our week.

The pure joy that everyone from kids, parents, family members and volunteers experience every Saturday is such a beautiful thing to witness. Especially as a father of a special needs child.

To disrespect what this field and league stands for is despicable.

If you know anything about who may be responsible, please contact @LMPD.

[Josh Hart @joshhart]

YESSIR!!!! GET TRUMP’S DUMBASS OUT THE WHITE HOUSE!!!!!!

[Ben Houselog @benlikessport]

“Perfect he chose a center”

“Now give him 60s Wilt Chamberlain”

[sanders the manders @I_Am_Sanders]

As a kid who grew up a T-Wolves fan solely because of KG, even as a Knicks fan now, I fully believe that the Timberwolves jersey of my childhood are the GOATs. Their change to the generic ones for the last several years may be the worst rebrand of all time

[Minnesota Timberwolves @Timberwolves]

new vision.
new edge.

and now, a new look. 🐺

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

I know it’s become pretty cliche and cringey to talk about at this point but if you’re under like 25 I cannot stress enough how one time Obama wore a tan suit and people spent a week arguing over whether or not it was demeaning to the Oval Office and they were serious about it.

[sanders the manders @I_Am_Sanders]

Infant Sorrow has announced that they are actually very available for the Freedom 250 Concert. “We’re ready and waiting, call us anytime. please.” says frontman Aldous Snow

[sanders the manders @I_Am_Sanders]

@davestonecomedy my brother and I saw you live several years ago in Louisville at (what was at the time) the 502 Winery, and I saw yesterday that that exact building is now The Biscuit Lounge. I think you may need to come back!

[sanders the manders @I_Am_Sanders]

As a DIEHARD Louisville fan, a diehard Knicks fan, and a casual Bengals fan, this ECF is a lot more difficult for me than any time Lamar plays against the Bengals

[sanders the manders @I_Am_Sanders]

Does the Trump phone only have 11 stripes because the people who will buy it don’t recognize Connecticut and Rhode Island as colonies/states since they can’t spell them

[sanders the manders @I_Am_Sanders]

@snicklefritz35 Growing up, my family treated the trip-tik like their bible. I think if they were still easily accessible, my family would still take that over a GPS. I also always loved sitting there as a kid watching them highlight the route upside down across the desk. I was amazed