JoyBoy🍖

Ahh here we go again

[Kylian's Kompany @someballfacts]

Men lie. Women lie. Numbers don't:

8.6km covered. 17 sprints. 32km/h Top speed. 580m of high speed running. 200m of sprinting.
Insane.

This is a player with 20 years of experience moving with the physical parameters of a 25 year old.

Oh. This is the guy they're trying to propagandize you into believing is PHYSICALLY washed and has some magic chokehold on the Portuguese fed - forcing his selection like a tyrant.

To all the fake pundits, disguised haters, kindly shut up.

[🐬 @_pauliegee]

please teach your sons that they don't have to tolerate bad treatment from poorly raised girls to prove they're good men

[Siraj Hashmi @SirajAHashmi]

My wife when she hears the PS5 beep:

[greg @gandalf_thegreg]

toddlers to people with deformities in the grocery store

[JoyBoy🍖 @I_amEbs]

Fam and most of them did better for Atalanta than the club that’s signed them

[Italian Football TV @IFTVofficial]

🤯 Atalanta have generated over €800M in player sales since Percassi bought the club.

Some of the biggest deals:

• €55M — Palestra
• €53M — Højlund
• €45M — Koopmeiners
• €44M — Ederson
• €40M — Retegui
• €35M — Kulusevski
• €34M — Romero
• €31M — Lookman
• €24M — Gosens
• €21M — Amad Diallo

And that’s without including bonuses tied to those transfers 📈💰

One of the best run clubs in Europe 👏 (via transfermarkt)

[JoyBoy🍖 @I_amEbs]

Praise the Lord

[Ororo😎 @McFlybowy]

I hope it’s clear to everyone now why Mourinho is signing defensive-minded players.

He’s going to leave Vini and Mbappe to hurt teams and let the defenders defend. Not every attacker needs to be sprinting back 60 yards every five minutes. If you have two of the most devastating forwards in world football, your job is to maximize what they do best.

Mourinho has always believed in role specialization. Let the creators create, let the finishers finish, and let the defenders defend. That’s why he values disciplined full-backs, hardworking midfielders, and physically dominant defenders around his stars.

If Cucurella is saying he’d happily do all the dirty work for Vini because of what Vini gives you in attack, imagine Mourinho’s thinking with both Vini and Mbappe in the same team. He’ll gladly sacrifice some pressing intensity if it means having two killers fresh and ready to punish teams in transition.

Goodbye to that Modern football nonsense of pressing over actual football.

[JoyBoy🍖 @I_amEbs]

Fans think players shouldn’t care about money

Looooool

[All Things Liverpool @ATLiverpool_]

Chelsea are offering £135k per week to a lad currently on £5k per week at Atalanta

Of course he fucking prefers the move to Chelsea, he'd be stupid not to 😂😂

[Aspersion Caster @AspersionCaster]

Just 160 years ago 100% of them had masters. Look how far they've fallen.

[Petrit @Petrit_7]

The Italians didn’t want the Super League. Now eat shit

[S.Interista @Sa_fci]

Whats gonna be funny now is seeing all those people that were acting like Palestra is the next Cafu do a u-turn and pretend like they never rated him 😭😭 already seeing some tweets

[JoyBoy🍖 @I_amEbs]

I’ll never forgive UEFA to reducing my fan base to this

[Saint @Asapsaint_]

Ogni tuo passaggio sbagliato, io sarò lì
Ogni tuo errore difensivo, io sarò lì
Ogni tuo stop sbagliato, io sarò lì

Che l’hatewatch abbia inizio

[Ajoje⚽⚖️ @israel_ajoje]

This guy is obviously chasing the 1k goals record too

People talk like he doesn’t care about these things.

He cares like mad😂😂

And it’s human to. Every normal human likes legacy

[Old Salty Marine @BamaSaltyMarine]

A man at my wife's work has been sexually harassing her, but honestly I feel like it's her fault.

She chose to work from home, and she knows how I feel about dat ass.

[Ororo😎 @McFlybowy]

One reason I will always maintain Ronaldo is the GOAT is that it goes beyond football. Beyond stats. Beyond trophies. Beyond the eye test.

He’s one of the few athletes whose story is applicable to every aspect of life.

Whether you’re in football, basketball, tennis, business, education, or any field that just demands excellence, Ronaldo’s career is a blueprint. The mentality. The discipline. The sacrifice. The willingness to do what others won’t. The obsession with improvement when everyone else is comfortable.

People see the goals and records. I see the lessons.

How many times has the world tried to write him off? How many times has he been doubted, criticized, ridiculed, and declared finished? Yet somehow he always finds a way to respond. He doesn’t run from pressure, he embraces it.

That’s what makes him different.

Talent is common at the highest level. Mentality isn’t.

There have been players with more natural gifts. There have been players with more flair. But very few human beings in any profession have ever shown the level of determination Ronaldo has displayed for over two decades.

Twenty years of waking up every day with the same goal, be better than yesterday.

Twenty years of carrying expectations that would break most people.

Twenty years of refusing to accept decline without a fight.

For me, that’s why his legacy transcends football. Ronaldo isn’t just a football player. He’s a case study in perseverance, self-belief, resilience, and relentless ambition.

When people ask why so many admire him, it’s not just because of the goals.

It’s because he represents what human beings can achieve when talent meets an unbreakable mindset.

[FedeNerazzurra ⭐️⭐️ + 1 @FedeNerazzurra]

Chelsea offered €10M more in transfer fee, almost THREE times more in wages, and two years longer in contract terms.

Can't compete with that.

But at the same time, I also understand the other side which said it took too long to wrap up this deal.

[JoyBoy🍖 @I_amEbs]

😂😂😂

Well inter have shown they have some money so I expect to see similar offers elsewhere

[Inter Xtra @Inter_Xtra]

Marco Palestra to Chelsea: Here We Go. 🇮🇹❌

[via @FabrizioRomano]

[PaulBettany22 @QuantK22]

Told a guy on the train it’s too hot to be wearing a Canada goose in this heat tryna joke and he pulled out a knife

[Uncle Sharma 🎙️ @RSharmzz]

"We don't need Palestra"

[Appie Culé @appiecule]

I’m not a Cristiano fan either, but honestly, putting football, rivalry, statistics, and all the debates aside, I really loved the moment after his first goal.

At a time when Cristiano wasn’t exactly popular among his national teammates, Diogo Dalot was the one player who publicly defended him and spoke up for him in a press conference. Dalot has always been one of Ronaldo’s closest friends in the Portugal squad, and he’s said that himself before.

Today, when Cristiano scored, he didn’t run to celebrate with the fans or even with his teammates like he usually does. The very first thing he did was sprint toward the bench to celebrate with Dalot. Only after that did he join the rest of the team and the supporters.

This moment carries a simple life lesson:

You might forget people’s names, but you’ll never forget those who stood by your side during the hardest moments of your life.