Joey DeCarlo

[Joey DeCarlo @I_am_too_old]

@kerryuhazie @FinanceLancelot What saddens me, is that people as stupid as you are, actually exist in the wild. This thought came to your head and you thought "its like comparing apples to apples!". Fuck, its true, you really can't fix stupid.

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@AGDetroit @isaiahrmartin You don't need to sound like Obama to make fun of Trump's dumb ass. Dude sounds like a dyslexic 6th grader 90% of time. The jokes write themselves.

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@Yashounfiltered @Erin4Parents @Riley_Gaines_ Ya know, maybe because there are ACTUAL problems that effect millions instead of 1 or 2 people that should be his focus. Instead he pigeon holes into an issue that effects almost no one just to rile up his ignorant base.

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@johnny5media @MeidasTouch Dude speaks just facts and you say he is full of shit. Then your first sentence proves exactly what he is saying. Morons will be morons regardless of how many facts your throw at them. You just can't fix stupid.

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@BenHoshor66370 @CalltoActivism Would you have found it more profound if he showed up and responded by sounding like a dyslexic 8th grader, hurling out nonsensical insults like your dear leader?

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@ArchieGarg_ @esjesjesj So the people that are too ill to work, should be automatically fucked because they can't raise millions/billions in R&D funding to develop a cure for an affliction that is, to-date, uncurable? Solid republican logic.

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@JamesFe11648497 @MustafaAli_X "real Americans"..listen man, you can just out ignorant, if you want.

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@Fox040267283Fox @___TheGOOdWitch Oh the joys of being unburdened in this life by even a hint of intelligence.

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@DaveyTrain6 @NotAvgLiberal The irony is, most of MAGA is so fucking uneducated and unaccomplished in life that they would benefit the most from "daddy government to fill in for all of their deficiencies in the work sector".

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@batboss5000 @kwp1039 Is what their parents tell them, then they get in the real world and find out that Nebraska isnt in Europe and gentrification isnt a form of botany. Then it all starts to unravel.

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@IanMilliga50615 @MAGALieTracker

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@RACOP78 @EnesFreedom @libsoftiktok @WNBA ZERO people (with any semblance of intelligence, at least) were clamoring for a has-been to come make a non-sensical statement.

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@Randy54634Randy @Acyn "Real Businessman"

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@waitmaya Is the answer 31?

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@LenaDunhamVEVO @YaBoiiAsthma That's the part of his rant that you are focused on??

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@MarkoChristovic @bdquinn The absolute irony. You being so concerned about what other people are doing with their body and their time when it has no direct impact on your shifty existence and you are saying they have a mental illness? The jokes write themselves.

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@NeosStonerFrend @Wambulogy Or, ya know, you could have empathy for your fellow human beings. Isn't that what your God (that you are conveniently referencing when its beneficial to you) is known for? You hypocritical fuck.

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@DukeLightening @hippyygoat Chosen?? To kill and murder innocent children and blow up hospitals???

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@JustWalkinBye @souljagoyteller @NYCMayor Holy shit, I don't think its possible to come across any less ignorant.

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@LOGANGUINN @swd2 Why are you people so endlessly and unfathomably stupid and weird, ALL TYE TIME.