Crescent

Connoisseur of non-jokes and unrecognised comedy genius!

[Crescent @IamCrescent]

You can buy my book - The Prince and the Parsnip for just 99p here; https://t.co/Wel5yjjpA4 👑🏰🌨

[Crescent @IamCrescent]

@virginmedia We arranged for between 12 and 4.

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@virginmedia hi, we were expecting a technician to come round to fix our phone - still not arrived and we would like to know what to do to get this sorted?

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#paranormalactivity2 is just a film. It’s just a film. Just a film! Mother of God I am never living on my own! #ScaredyCat

[maria ☆ @_mariiaax]

I can't believe that they've ended it like this, why couldn't it have had a nice ending with a retirement? #InspectorGeorgeGently

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Mightily miffed with that ending! Why do they do it?!Every last ever series, they always needlessly end it that way! #InspectorGeorgeGently

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Just over an hour since I watched 2nd ep of #BlackLake and I'm still raving about it! It's even in a different language & I still ❤️ed it

[Crescent @IamCrescent]

#winemakers + #brewers I require assistance-my airlock won't bubble?! Seal is fine, yeast used as in recipe..what am I doing wrong?!

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Be nice if more people resonated with this...

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Things Brits never believe:
How hot it is
How cold it is
How dark it is
How light it is
That it's nearly Summer
That it's nearly Christmas

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John Nettles (lookalike),a quaint village & two police cars. Got to be careful - quite possibly in a real life episode of #midsomermurders

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Make that 7!

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Words cannot describe how much I hate Windows for taking the DVD creater out of the movie maker,5 hours of my time I won't be getting back 😡

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So Clara is looking likely to be in the #doctorwho Christmas special. Why can they not let Capaldi end on a high?!

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@CPWTweets Hi, yes thank you :) all sorted

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:/ @cpwtweets need more info before I can get myself a contract. A perilous situation of not knowing what to expect when giving them a call.

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Never been a Nadal fan and yet this evening I feel sorely disappointed that he is out of #Wimbledon. Funny old mentality!

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Casually just met an Earl and a Countess. Not one to gloat but I think I can expect to be invited round for tea one day. #powderhamcastle

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Three weeks old 😔 This is what happens when you buy cheap shoes from @Shoezone

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@KingRichard76 @AddamsFamilyUK @Sam_Womack @stupidalfred1 @CarrieHFletcher @GrantMcintyreuk @LesDennis @JessB37 @SouthendTheatre I'm going to be seeing it in September! Can't wait!