Kelly Farrell

Constantly supplementing an unhealthy love of politics with sports, stiff cocktails, and pretending to give up Diet Coke. #LAFC | #LetsGoX

[Kelly Farrell @IamKellyFarrell]

Flipping between @maddow and the NCAA Softball World Series, wondering why coming out was even necessary.

[Kelly Farrell @IamKellyFarrell]

Would LOVE to get some help from someone at @Budget in @flyelp - our car was returned in Las Cruces, NM with EVERYTHING we need for our baby. This morning they said the car had been sent back to ELP. We can’t get ahold of anyone to confirm the car or items are there. PLEASE HELP

[Kelly Farrell @IamKellyFarrell]

Our Uber driver just had to blow in a breathalyzer to keep the car going and idk I feel like I’m in good sober hands tho

[Kelly Farrell @IamKellyFarrell]

How do you ask the serious concrete professionals in your backyard if they’ll tell you when it’s the right time to bring your dog out to put her adorable little paw prints in the corner? Like with self respect tho

[Kelly Farrell @IamKellyFarrell]

I find strange solace in knowing we’re not alone 😂

[Michael Legat @mikelegat]

@IamKellyFarrell Reading their replies feed is my new favorite soap opera.

[Kelly Farrell @IamKellyFarrell]

How are you guys allowed to oversee people’s money?

[Kelly Farrell @IamKellyFarrell]

@AskSunTrust I would love for you to take my money, acknowledge you took my money, and stop telling me I haven't given you any money. Then maybe sell my mortgage to a functioning financial institution, or have a customer service line that works. But we can start with the former.

[Kelly Farrell @IamKellyFarrell]

@LilyBird2020 @SunTrust I’m so glad we’re not alone in this @SunTrust shit boat. Keep trying to pay, nothing comes out, keep getting told I haven’t paid while getting $0.00 refunds. I want @RocketMortgage back.

[Adrianna McIntyre (@adrianna.bsky.social) @onceuponA]

I can't believe I was ever told that women are too emotional to be president

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

Dream and Mercury players are wearing “Vote Warnock” shirts to their game today.

Raphael Warnock is running against Kelly Loeffler for Senate. Loeffler is a co-owner of the Dream and said she opposes the Black Lives Matter movement.

(via @sportsiren)

[Kelly Farrell @IamKellyFarrell]

❤️💛

[San Francisco 49ers @49ers]

Be a saint. Grab a face mask.

#YourActionsSaveLives | https://t.co/hD8sWb8My0

[Kelly Farrell @IamKellyFarrell]

Remember when Germany “erased their history” and now they don’t know who Nazis are? Shits crazy.

#Statueoritdidnthappen

[Kelly Farrell @IamKellyFarrell]

Turns out I trim hedges like I plucked eyebrows in 2003. #MondayMood

[Kelly Farrell @IamKellyFarrell]

The one black Utah Jazz fan in ‘98. #WhereAreTheyNow

[Kelly Farrell @IamKellyFarrell]

The Alex Smith doc shoulda had a podcast option.

[Kelly Farrell @IamKellyFarrell]

@NetflixIsAJoke @SteveCarell See? We're not the only ones choosing to #MakeYourOwnKokomo during quarantine!
@SteveCarell @netflix @NetflixIsAJoke #SpaceForce #SpaceForceNetflix

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[Kelly Farrell @IamKellyFarrell]

@chrissyteigen I was a highlight in the stands during the @USWNT 2015 World Cup Final win. And I’m now a top GIF when you search “USA”.
It was cool until I was co-opted by conservatives. I now find my “face” everywhere celebrating travel bans and cuts to the @EPA.
I feel like a sleeper cell.

[Kelly Farrell @IamKellyFarrell]

I’m going to revolutionize the garden hose industry and call it “The Unkinkable Molly Brown”.

I think I’ll make it brown.

[Kelly Farrell @IamKellyFarrell]

Bought party wings from the meat counter today and felt like I should reassure those around me that I wasn’t having a party. #NewWorldWednesday #CoronavirusLockdown

[Kelly Farrell @IamKellyFarrell]

Thank you @lacroixwater for not only hydrating our isolation but making our backyard Kokomo a reality 🌴 #MakeYourOwnKokomo

[Kelly Farrell @IamKellyFarrell]

Had to cancel our vacation, but why not make the best of it and #MakeYourOwnKokomo 🌴🍹

#HollywoodAtHome #FlattenTheCurve #HealthyAtHome

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[Kelly Farrell @IamKellyFarrell]

Had to cancel our vacation, but why not make the best of it and #MakeYourOwnKokomo 🌴🍹

#HollywoodAtHome #FlattenTheCurve #HealthyAtHome

https://t.co/qS4p9IkRuB