King'ori Ndung'u

I am nonconformist, illuminated individual. My goal is to be happy.
Grass will grow.

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[SIDI @sidisnoops]

Reasons why women are so important in our life

[Rio Ferdinand @rioferdy5]

This has just got me excited 🤌🏽👏🏽⚽️

[Gatimú @kingpinutd]

75% of this adult shit is learning how to control yourself.

[King'ori Ndung'u @IamKings_254]

@Onkundi01 Tumia kagunia comrade

[Mumbi’s Rallykam🇰🇪 @MRallykam]

@sholard_mancity The 1000 shilling notes in circulation are the ones that keep the US dollars from Minnesota MMF out of the banking system to settle hawalla. Stop why dollar is “stable”. Poor Kenyans use their kabambes and the expensive MPesa to shop.

[Eric @amerix]

EBOLA billionaires. 💰

[Kones. @BCherich]

This writer makes sense.
Read with me

[kigothor @kigothor1]

Wasee wa keg huwa wanakupea story vile wamelewa in four different clubs in one nights alafu ukiwauliza bill wanakuambia wametumia 800 ksh, na saa hiyo wamedance hadi na waitress!

[Mary Njoroge @Maryian96]

Sometimes i wish Kibaki never grew old,that he never died,he was the best president that Kenya never heard! He was mentored by the best jomo Kenyatta! The true son of the soil....

[Gidi🍃 @Gidi014]

Chelsea scammed us a good one with mount lakini hapo kwa Garnacho we did them bad 😂

[Barragers @barragers]

Clavicular’s private looksmaxxing course is pulling in $46,800/month from 1.2k members paying $39 each 👀

[Ahmednasir Abdullahi SC @ahmednasirlaw]

If Kshs 500 million was recovered from just 4 junior govt officials, how much do you think is kept under mattresses from the Chief in Hindi, Lamu to the top echelons of goverment? My educated guess is that today, Sunday April 5th, over 10 billion dollars plus is under mattresses

[WARÚHIÚ @kamauwaruhiu]

I am 5 foot 5 inch , at my heaviest I was 110kg with a 44inch waist , years of alcohol, over eating and no exercise had made their mark . My Damascus moment came when I was preparing to go to church I bent down to tie my shoes . I farted ,threw up and fell on my own vomit all Infront of my wife and kids . I went back into the bedroom put on a short and went for a jog . Two years later I was 80kg and could see my honorable member I looked at him like a dead beat father who showed up at graduation. Make all the mistakes in the world but dnt grow fat.

[Ja Loka @_fels1]

Africans never knew Jesus died for their sins until the Europeans came to tell them.

[Eric @amerix]

Do you think it is a coincidence?

It is not.

It is by design.

It is coordinated.

It is propaganda to sterilize men and turn them into docile humans for easier control.

Your sperm is your life force,

Your sperm is the elixir of your life.

Do not ejaculate recklessly.

[Eric @amerix]

You don't consult a doctor when you eat junk.

You don't consult a doctor when you drink alcohol.

You don't consult a doctor when you drink soda, energy drinks and inflammatory foods.

But suddenly, when it is fasting, you are told,

"Consult a doctor before fasting."

Scam!

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

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[George T. Diano @georgediano]

Auctioned by a friend: The story of Rufus is a classic case of kikulacho ki nguoni mwako. A few years back, Rufus lorry was involved in an accident which resulted in the death of an old man, The matter was reported to the police and the courts found the driver guilty of the offence. Rufus and family thought the matter was settled.

Fast forward, Rufus friend, Kamoni had travelled to Congo in such of gold but found trouble. He struggled in Congo but decided it was not worth it and came back to Kenya. Upon arrival, Kamoni ran into the arms of his long time Rufus and asked for his help.

Rufus held his hand and for a few years assisted him until he got back to his feet. Meanwhile , Kamoni watched as Rufus business grew unbeknown to Rufus that his friend was planning for his downfall. From the blues, Rufus woke up one morning and found a decree from court ordering him to pay 2.5 million to the Kamoni family plus a fee of 700k to his lawyer.

Rufus in agreement with his family took a loan using their land as collateral and with the money, paid his lawyer the fee and gave his long time friend Kamoni 1 million upon agreement that he would continue to pay off the remaining balance small small.

With this arrangement, Rufus went back to work only to be slapped with court orders seizing his two lorries valued at 8 million citing default of the earlier agreement. With nothing that could bring an income, Rufus struggled to pay only to be told that one of his lorries had been sold.

He went back to Chado auctioneers in Thika with the hope that since the lorry was worth more than what he owed, they would give him the balance and also give him back the other lorry but he was in for a rude shock. Upon Inquiry, he was told that both of his lorries had been sold na akuwe mpole.

Rufus asked his friend Kamoni why he was doing this to him but Kamoni told him that it was not his doing but the auctioneers and his hands were tied. Kamoni upon receiving payment went back to Congo to pursue his dream of acquiring more gold.

Rufus gathered his family and hence the drama we witnessed yesterday as they confronted Chado auctioneers demanding an explanation of what happened. Up to now, nothing is forthcoming, no money and no lorries. Where is the justice here. Who gave the orders for the lorries to be auctioned?

Who will help Rufus get justice?. N/B, The old man who was killed in the accident was Kamoni's father, according to the family, the lawyer and auctioneers hid the file in collusion with court officials and opened a new case without the family's knowledge. Rufus just got the decree ordering him to pay.

Nowadays having friends is a life threatening disease. Kaa peke yako you won't die. The enemy is always closer than you think. In this era, having people whom you call friends is like signing a death sentence to yourself. Chesaa!!

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

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