Mike Landry

I play big guitar

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@Toucherandrich Conspiracy Theory: it was a ploy to re promote the Applebee’s Song via viral media

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Debate: is @marcrebillet the best or worst neighbor?

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@Nick_Sera @Not_DannySchme I’m just not understanding why this can’t happen now

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@PatMcAfeeShow Bro, you good?

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@Toucherandrich

@DwightHoward

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@goddamnitruss @rynprry @erinnmaynard Literally wish I could like this twice

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@Acer_rubrum711 cuz you a bitch

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@brett_colangelo I hear the B is farty as fuck on these. Had to talk myself out of it as well

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*watches cnn once*

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Somebody out there playing Jumanji right now.

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@Nick_Sera YOU rly out here trying to go bankrupt twice in one month

GIVE IT MORE TIME WE AINT AT THE BOTTOM YET

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R.I.P. to @Nick_Sera's crypto portfolio 👐

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First time in history musicians have been turned away from a 50 band bill because of too much exposure.

#SXSW2020

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Funny how y'all so worried about washing your hands when less than a month ago you were rawdogging Tinder dates after a couple of White Claws 🤡

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If their profile pic is playing a Les Paul in shorts, they've definitely shared that falsified Bernie tax plan meme.

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You either leave the music scene or survive long enough to see yourself become @NoelGallagher

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@CalviCad @BadRabbits They don't trust me with that much responsibility.

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Nailed it.
#broomchallenge

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@BadRabbits Stop shouting

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@Acer_rubrum711 Internet moon stuff