Ian

[⟢ ⟣ @vamptact]

Son, your mother and i are unfollowing each other on instagram

[boochie 🌈🌧️ @gayniggadick]

getting kicked out of pirate school for looking for titties instead of booty

[gunnar @GunnzMetzger]

you can stay for dinner i'll just need to boil another hot dog

[cav empty @cavempty_]

they’re putting something in the alcohol to make you drunk

[TPS @TotalProSports]

Disgusting scene at AT&T Stadium in Dallas as security forced a Cowboys fan to stay and watch the game all the way to the end.

[Sir Doge of the Coin ⚔️ @dogeofficialceo]

First day at the plague factory

[toad @thelifeoftoad]

I've got bigger fish to fuck

[medium guy @oowteed]

Being on Hinge in 2026 feels like being a dog waiting to get adopted

[tri @tricipital14]

Is buttcheeks one word? Or should I spread them apart?

[Rocco Botte @rocco_botte]

Sure, it’s 100 degrees in October in California, but the good news is that gas is $7

[Destry @DestryBrod]

I'm sorry but this burger tastes like four guys at the most.

[12,000 angry bees @WWaltuhh]

Come outside.

[Carl’s Jr. @CarlsJr]

who up carling rn

[Crow @Croww_things]

CAW CAW CAW CAW ,CA CAW CA CAW CA CAW

[wicked wigger of the west @Nick_Cerveza]

Barnes and noble should have a bar

[i @bbpoltergayist]

they are air frying me tomorrow

[Dahn.K @EKabanda]

The person who stole my shoes yesterday while i was on a bouncing castle at the mall please grow up

[Horse slug @horseslug]

is the long john silver's rewards app down for anyone else