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Probably on twitter to avoid whatever I should be doing

[피타 @pistachio_hello]

후지산 대폭발

[yuri princess alexa ⚢ @deerhitch]

how reading your own writing feels like

[Non-Ironically T.V.'s B. Dave Walters - EVERYWHERE @BDaveWalters]

Fan fiction launched my career.
Never stop creating

[Akira birthname 🇵🇸 @akirarmsarms]

At a certain magnitude of cunt severity, getting misgendered by your family stops hurting and starts being funny. I have D cups, Grandpa. The waitress thinks you have dementia.

[you can't service top the void @any_open_eye]

Whenever someone is like “this BL is woke and pure and realistic because there’s no weird top/bottom stuff” I’m always like have you ever met a gay person

[trash jones @jzux]

feeling sad today. can everyone please send cute pictures of their credit card, front and back?

[Pan-Arabist Memes for Oriental minded teens @PanArabistMemes]

The British Museum will take anything but jokes.

[Gigguk@AX @GiggukAZ]

One Piece be like:

"Yeah remember 500 chapters ago there was this one bit of dialogue in that random flashback that seemed completely irrelevant to anything and everyone forgot about?

Well that was foreshaowing to the earth shattering event happening now"

[Way ₂ @Wayyfr]

tiktok anime fans can’t be real people 💀

[prance @bocxtop]

the weeknd tweeting "LETS GOOOOOOOOO" about some song or sumn as bombs start dropping in ukraine has to already be top 5 funniest social media fuck ups ever

[zu d. @zu__su__]

@kristoferthomas It amazes me that people even know what notifications sound like for different apps bc my phone’s been on silent for 5 years now and do not disturb for a year

[prance @bocxtop]

what stage of capitalism is setting the ocean on fucking fire

[bal #NotMyPercival @NotAFicWriter]

ships that you don’t personally ship but your friend ships, so you have partial loyalty too. a ship-in-law.

[Chris (Official) 🧬 @ColdBrewCookies]

Is it "for fucks sake" or "for fuck sake"?
It's for a work email so it has to sound professional.