Iknowyourfuture69

Time Traveler/2042-2019. Not here to save humanity, just here to get fucked up and get rich. #fuckbitches

[Iknowyourfuture69 @Iknowyourfutur1]

At least I made it til noon today without drinking. Granted, I woke up at 11:58, but still FTW

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@harleydavidson If you gave a shit about your customers and all the brotherhood that this community is about, you'd freeze all bike payments during COVID-19

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@jordenary You haven't reallyyyy had too much sex until you've torn your ACL. The important question is, were you boss enough to keep going?

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@brosandprose You really shouldn't be so harsh on @jk_rowling She's contributed positively to the world more than you or probably anyone in your entire bloodline ever would in a hundred lifetimes. Makes one fucking tweet and you swarm like flies to honey.

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@halcombisland You ever jerk off with a noose around your neck? No? Fucking pussy

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@lukecombs looks like the guy you call to come castrate your hogs on a farm and enjoys his job more than he will admit

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Making a girl squirt feels like scoring the game-winning touchdown and getting a Gatorade shower at the end. Pour it on me, baby. I earned this. Am I right or am I right @PatMcAfeeShow #HumpDay

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@joerogan You should host a tournament of fans that wanna be on your podcast in an MMA fight battle royal. The winner gets to be on. Fight to the death if you wanna be really cool. Ticket sales go to charity. Thoughts?

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The downfall of society began when people started licking each other's asshole for fun. That's one step away from two girls and one cup. How long before that gets normalized??

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I don't trust anyone who hasn't at least once shit their pants as a grown adult.

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Hosting a circle jerk at my place tonight. It is BYOB and I ask that everyone brings a snack. I got dessert covered. #orgyfiesta #creampie #sexparty #foodparty special guests? @BradleyMartyn @DomMazzetti

[Tone Digs @ToneDigz]

Excuse me Mr Goodell, Antonio Brown has filed another grievance.

Goodell:

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All the people that booed Andrew Luck for retiring are human garbage. You get knocked around by 300lbs men who run a 40yard dash in 4.6 seconds and deal with the constant injuries. #AndrewLuckRetirement #AndrewLuck #GoodLuckAndrew

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@gregkozel I bet you put toilet paper on the holder the wrong way

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I don't know why people talk shit about Crack. Like, have you had Crack? It's amazing

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@DomMazzetti Can you and @BradleyMartyn redo the Sail by Awol Nation music video? (The one with the two girls)

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Group hug in the shower tonight? @halcombisland @jhilmand

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Masturbation is banned in the future when Women finally take over and start deciding Men's rights. Enjoy it while you can fellas @halcombisland

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@TURBULENTMP4 Also, as we speak, we are being sterilized, as numbers of sperm count in men have decreased over the last twenty years. So fuck while you can bro #phatassfriday #bigbootyjudy

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@TURBULENTMP4 Don't worry, in the year 2032, all mental illness will be cured. Of course, it's only available to the super-wealthy. So I recommend investing in technology or selling drugs until then to get super-wealthy?