Darwin Garrett

I study that which I do not understand, hoping to one day grow ever higher, ever higher. (He/Him, They/them)

[Darwin Garrett @ImDarwining]

Customer: hey bro
Me: Yes?
Customer: wanna trade shirts
Me: No.
Customer, who already started to take off his shirt: awwww

[Darwin Garrett @ImDarwining]

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[Darwin Garrett @ImDarwining]

@finnelseed I'm so happy that the first time I've logged into Twitter in a hot minute, and the first post I see is this.

[⨂ Kam’harel, Fade-Touched ⨂ @vyrkolach]

The artist of the “Rider-Waite” Tarot deck was a woc named Pamela Colman Smith, also nicknamed “Pixie,” and it’s so weird to me how it’s not more colloquially known as the Waite-Smith deck since Rider was just the publisher. I will now only be referring to it as such.

[Leo Grierson @nonbinarybutler]

L’Shana Tova, uglies!

[Darwin Garrett @ImDarwining]

@Bookwormyofbend A gorgeous teal accompanies her flight down the stairs, flowing as water, or silk, or cockroaches towards the depths below. Follow the path she took, it will not be a pleasant way, but it shall be the safest.

[Darwin Garrett @ImDarwining]

We huddle about the embers of summer, seeing such sights in the turning of the seasons. I am afraid and there is so much I cannot do, but in that fear and powerlessness, a moment of insight.

And I may share it with you, if you wish.

[Darwin Garrett @ImDarwining]

Give a comment and I'll give you a DARK AND OMINOUS PORTENT from a place BEYOND MORTAL KEN.

[Darwin Garrett @ImDarwining]

@mirriammeredith A click, a skip, and with a splash, no one sees it disappear beneath the water's surface. We do not see the slow, graceful descent. We do not see the things that find it upon the water's floor. We do not see the fascination it evokes.

[Darwin Garrett @ImDarwining]

@zoevflach The string wraps tighter about the finger, stretching out and fraying into its individual fibers in the way the spider's web may catch prey. With a single curl of your twine ring, what curiosity may fall within the web's grasp?

[Darwin Garrett @ImDarwining]

@finnelseed The bold little wren lies dead, dead, dead in the grass. What a complete relaxation is decay, what a relieving sigh. Even the king of birds deserves a rest, and the raiment of their slumber shall be the wind on their bones, with a crown of grass blades.

[Darwin Garrett @ImDarwining]

@nonbinarybutler He lives in the slap of a sneaker upon the concrete, the cracks in the crumbling brick wall, the growth of moss down the old lead pipe. A pavement pariah, quietly gathering the small unobservables of the city for their meager uses.

[Darwin Garrett @ImDarwining]

You heard the man!

[Alex Hirsch @_AlexHirsch]

Hey California friends!! I just voted NO on this BS recall. There’s an absolute clown car of MAGA whackjobs on the ballot who will turn California into Florida if we don’t stop them!

Your ballots in the mail! Vote today!! You have until the 14th! 🗳

[TheBlindSailor @sailor_blind]

Today, I introduced @ImDarwining from #TallShipWindyChicago to the Judd Goldman Adaptive Sailing Foundation. Will there be a new volentear on our docks next season? I can only hope. ☺️ #sailing #sailor #sailorslife #chicagosailing

[Darwin Garrett @ImDarwining]

@sailor_blind It was a absolute pleasure! See you on the water!

[Darwin Garrett @ImDarwining]

Help gurl, gurl help, I am once more daydreaming of being whisked away to a white picket fenced house to live out my days as a trophy housewife and I can’t stop

[Darwin Garrett @ImDarwining]

@finnelseed WhAt DoEs ThIs MeAn

[Darwin Garrett @ImDarwining]

How does Instagram work I am so scared someone help I don’t understand this new-fangled social medias

[banana pancakes🌱 @hannahlberg]

Do I have any CHICAGO friends that would be willing to house my two best friends in the whole world for a night in early august on their way to move to Boston???