BREAKING: A reporter asked Mike Johnson at a press conference today, “Should we bother asking you any questions about Max Miller, Trump’s latest Iran deal, or his Capital One scandal, or have you not heard about any of them yet?"
Jonah Hill says jiu jitsu has him ready to “annihilate” anyone who still sees him as the fat guy from Superbad
“I love Brazilian jiu jitsu, except my body is begging me not to love it. My wife is often like, ‘You’re not going to become a professional fighter. You know that, right? You’re a comedian’”
“If we got into it, I would f*ck you up. I would f*ck all three of you up”
“My favorite thing is people are like, ‘Oh, Jonah Hill, f*cking fat guy from Superbad.’ And I’m like, ‘I would f*cking annihilate you, dude. I’m not kidding you. Try it. If you see me, try it, dude. Bring it. Who’s got it?’”
This is going to sound crazy.
But, one of the skills you must learn in the near future is how to cope with an increasingly illiterate society of emotionally dysregulated people.
If you continue to get frustrated on a daily basis over how everything seems dumb, stress is going to silently jeopardize your health.
The most depressing thing about this is realizing although it’s a joke there are WAY too many people in this country who legitimately feel this way
“I’ll gladly suffer as long as the people I dislike are suffering slightly more than I am”
I lost my job, my kids have measles, my electric bill has doubled, and I have explosive diarrhea from a parasite the CDC no longer monitors. But at least now Black kids won't be getting free breakfasts from Head Start anymore.
The duality of morality laid bare so publicly is both shocking and terrifying. This guy… of all people… lecturing someone on the “reasons” kids deserve to die.
Just wow. @davidhogg111, how awful and wrong. You exist because of what happened in Parkland and to Jaime. You had the chance to truly be against hate in all of its forms. You chose differently. Making this comparison is pure evil.
A lawyer for Rep. Max Miller's ex-wife has asked a judge to issue a restraining order against the congressman, alleging that Miller grabbed him and another attorney's bag on Tuesday. https://t.co/AS8yQgSzMM
The craziest thing about this chart is that the price hike all goes back to when food producers realized they could use COVID to artificially inflate prices and people would just keep paying it because they have to eat and then nobody ever stopped them or held them accountable.
These young women are heroines. They're peacefully protesting against the grotesque unfairness of men playing in women's sport. The only people who are "f*cking insane" here are those making a mockery of fair sport for women and trying to bully girls like this into silence.