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hi your dad. no i am not proud. (ran by @ImYourJacob)

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go win a free shirt!!

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All art is interactive art, provided you're not afraid of museum security guards

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@LarryGudnivalur this milk is really hard to find...

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Elon Musk is buying twitter for 43 billion dollars.

Meanwhile all I did was just download it for free from the app store.

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if the thumb isn't a finger then we don't have a middle finger

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@hotpockets we run.

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@Its_Jawsh why would you say this child

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@awhalefact is this true?

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Since whales are milk producing mammals you could hypothetical make whale cheese

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The experience of eating hard candy is mostly drinking your own flavoured saliva

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Minimalist design has ruined so many once cool as hell looking company logos

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We spend a lot of effort accommodating people with peanut allergies, but if we ignore them, the problem will take care of itself.

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We spend a lot of effort accommodating people with peanut allergies, but if we ignore them, the problem will take care of itself.

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my children please go like this

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The Will Smith slap was staged

Everyone in the audience was a paid actor

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@NoContextBoomer haha!