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[kiesha @kiesha9i]

girls trip!!!!!! Me and my girl cat were in the living room and now we are in the kitchen

[Nickers @nickers209]

For the first ever time I shut all the windows and curtains when I went to work today, as kept seeing on here that was the best plan to cool upstairs.

And I was amazed when I got home!

Still like a fucking oven.

Twats.

[MewZe @MewZe_]

‘Put a bowl of ice water in front of a fan to cool yourself down’ how about I put my large foot up your arse

[Cristo @cristo_radio]

Work? Taxed to oblivion
Sell? Taxed to oblivion
Buy? Taxed to oblivion
Die? Taxed to oblivion

And now… save? Taxed to oblivion

There is no point doing the right thing any more in the UK.

[Cxspxxr✘🧸 @_6signxxx]

SEE, I WAS IN THE TRENCHES

[Tom Mitchelhill @ideacasino]

the best part of plane travel is that they are one of the last frontiers of our world that forcibly removes you — even if just for a few hours — from the relentless mindflaying of the compulsion to be terminally online

if you cannot rejoice, let alone survive, a mere 9.5 hours without needing to check your stupid little phone for "work emails" or scroll short-form vertical video content you should throw yourself into the engine of the next plane you board

[Air @ayoair]

Yall think this is funny but it’s truly sad. A man could literally be dying and still have enough energy to sexually assault a woman trying to save his life.

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

me in a public place analyzing everyone's behaviour

[101iight @101Iight]

Lowkey in a depressive episode but I don’t have time to worry about that rn.

[𝓜𝓻𝓼. 𝓢 @smalltown_wife]

I truly don’t understand parents who make their kids wake up for no reason if there’s no school, no job, and nowhere else to be. it’s summertime. they have the rest of their lives to wake up early. just let the kids sleep, for goodness’ sake

[Maymah💜 @moomie___]

Jelly makda & Jaffa makda. Errrr

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

I love when the vet writes my cat's full name with my last name, like Yes, that is my legal child.

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

Ever since I found out cats don't meow to other cats, that's just some shit they learned to manipulate humans and moews are supposed to mimic infant human cries I'm noticing a lot of fake shit about my cat

[‎• @reejsays]

Mahr discourse is hilarious because it’s always ‘she should lower it if she likes you’ and never ‘I should increase it because I like her.’

[:) @cocomelonn08]

I say, "I've left it to Allah," and genuinely mean it, but then I catch myself making dua for it all day, praying extra nafl, and overthinking it again. The battle between tawakkul and desire is no joke. 😭

[antipodean scourge @TheKnownLover]

I never thought porn addiction was real but putting in 13 hour shifts at the cranking it factory probably qualifies

[Eggy @2eggwhite]

Watching a budget cooking video and the woman has to adjust a literal Great Depression recipe because the ingredients would be too expensive in 2026

[anon_xo @sebaz__22]

@thirdmetax Max level gooner. He was training for the gooner Olympics

[Redd @ReddCinema]

If you think Gordon Ramsay is hard on mfs go and watch Bar Rescue to see the real demon

[🍂 @Lovandfear]

The 3 hour disappear

Once a week, completely vanish for 3 hours. No phone. No wifi. No people. Go sit somewhere alone. Walk. Think. Exist without performing for anyone. Most people have never spent 3 hours truly alone. This is where you start to hear yourself again.🌿

[🩰 @Keybaker_]

I'm a perfume mixer. Don't ask me what I got on I just invented this shii