Baby M

In re the adventures of a baby big law associate. Ambiguously ethnic, always tired. Though she be but little, she is fierce.

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

Commenting “did you mean to do that” next to every redline you made to my contract

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

been trying out something called dehydration

[Baby M @InReBabyAtty]

(posted the day after eating half a family sized bag of flaming hot Cheeto puffs)

[Baby M @InReBabyAtty]

There is no way flaming hot cheeto puffs were in God’s plan

[Baby M @InReBabyAtty]

Having sleep apnea is a Hot Girl trait, send tweet

[ava 🇵🇸 @wownicebuttdude]

i would like to move to a small coastal village and live there peacefully for many years until a gruesome and unexpected murder rocks the town, at which point it will be up to me, a reclusive writer with a mysterious past, to uncover the truth. in this scenario i am also 5’10”

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

being a lawyer is having hundreds of notepads with just doodles and “????”

[Baby M @InReBabyAtty]

“Docs” - Every transactional lawyer, at least a million times a day

[Baby M @InReBabyAtty]

Just had a hotdog for breakfast, hot girl summer has been postponed

[Baby M @InReBabyAtty]

Me, eating two pounds of pistachios: “It’s called the Mediterranean diet”

[risotto broad @tyranosarusflex]

“Dang don’t all these people have jobs to be at?” — Me, out in the middle of the day, not at my job

[Baby M @InReBabyAtty]

I keep thinking about this tweet randomly throughout the day and laughing about it

[Zen Lawyer Journey @zenlawyerjourn1]

Business guy: are you familiar with the term “statute”?

Me: yes

Biz: are these types of laws?

Me: yes

Biz: ok. stay on top of it

#inHouseTwitter

[Baby M @InReBabyAtty]

Forget being a lawyer, THIS is my dream

[nicole ༊ @nicnotnelson]

pov: you work at a bookstore café

[Baby M @InReBabyAtty]

Me on my way to happy hour after work today

[Baby M @InReBabyAtty]

Telling myself over and over that I do NOT need to buy everything on the alo yoga website just because it’s 20% off

[Baby M @InReBabyAtty]

I’m getting my eyeballs lasered (LASIK) this week and it is literally all I can think about

[Keeks 🦋 @DietCoke_Esq]

No matter how useless you feel, you will never be as useless as the Outlook search bar

[Baby M @InReBabyAtty]

@DietCoke_Esq 🔥🔥🔥