Lady Bracknell

There’s a virus bigger than Corbyn. Who’d have thunk it?

[Lady Bracknell @Inahandbag]

“Dear Boys, I may be away for some time fighting at The Battle of Cable Street but I just know you’ll both grow up to be fine, upstanding men who’ll make me proud. Love, Mum xx”.

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@cigmund1

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@boz1156 Xxx

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@boz1156 @JoosyJew @SirBasilBrush @MatzoBalling @omgstater @supergutman @NudderingNudnik @MeshugaNinja @HAfikomen @HarvelaHarvey @sharkdiveruk @1littleBIGMOUTH @capedjoosader @Zokko18 @AngrySemite @el_schmuck @e_neko_san Hello my dear Boz, am taking an extended break from the Twitter salt mine. Life has overwhelmed me with what is technically known as ‘major shit’ and I need some time to recoup. Sending big hugs and love to you and all my homies ❤️.

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2/ It is partisan and what unites us is surely more important in these times than division. I invite women, men and everyone in between to celebrate a more inclusive International People’s Day instead. ❤️

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I’ve been quiet on here lately with other fish to fry but I’m back and I’m going to irk some people I know. I want out from International Womens Day. It feels passé and banal. We are ALL trying to get through a global pandemic and this feels divisive when we need cohesion./2

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@ShowerAbsolute Yes! I can see what you mean. I loved Ugly Betty. Wilhemena was wonderful, like the Baroness in Sound of Music and Cruella. The one you secretly wanted to be.

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@Filly_Stein @DanielK23942212 Yup, me too, very shocking and painful and it takes some getting over. Ultimately though the payoffs are stronger, clearer boundaries and, as you say, being more careful and choosy.

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@GnasherJew I’m blocked. No idea who they are but the space lasers will find them.

[Lord Matzo, The Unleavened MBE @lordmatzo]

"Those people that Jeremy Corbyn went to see in Tunis, they can't be buried in their own homeland. He then goes to a cemetery to lay a wreath, and he is made to be a villain!" Jeremy laid the wreath on the graves of the Munich massacre masterminds.

[Damian Counsell @DamCou]

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@SayItLoud19 @DamCou That’s exactly what I was about to tweet!

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@lizarevell I’m glad. Didn’t sound as though you were having many laffs earlier.

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Brilliant! 😃

[Богуміл Hairball, Vortex of Eternal Ukraine 🇺🇦 @closely_watched]

@d_whyte100 @BristolUni "David Mller of @BristolUni is under attack for teaching a course on Islamophobia."

A mendacious lie, Professor. It's a bit like saying "Al Capone, famous jaywalker."

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@lizarevell Oh well, I guess at least you’ll have cake when you “clean clean”. Small comfort though.

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@greendrive1246 A very fishy duo.

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@StephenCVGraham

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@MerPolWirral Quite. I trust your comms output will be screened for inaccuracies from now on.