Lord Matzo, The Unleavened MBE

Too cool for shul. Mostly schluffing in the Fortress of Solitude. Call your mother (even if she's an AI hologram projected from a crystal).

[Lord Matzo, The Unleavened MBE @lordmatzo]

According to his own biographer, Elon “secretly told his engineers to turn off coverage within 100 kilometers of the Crimean coast,” ensuring Ukraine’s submarine drone counteroffensive “lost connectivity and washed ashore harmlessly.” #ElonMuskIsATraitor #Tsarlink

[Lord Matzo, The Unleavened MBE @lordmatzo]

@dollyscottage It fools them all the time. I can't say the same for Heeb-man's disguise though. Sheesh. Make an effort my guy.

[Lord Matzo, The Unleavened MBE @lordmatzo]

My friends, it has been too long. I remain trapped in the Matzo Zone, my powers sapped by Leavenite, the forbidden mineral of the risen realms.

Yet despair not. This too shall pass. Lord Matzo shall return (hopefully before Moshiach does).

Am Matzo Brei! 🫓💙✡️🇮🇱

[Nigel Earley @dollyscottage]

@QcWynter I bought these a few years ago in support of a very funny Jewish account on here (@lordmatzo - hasn't posted in ages) and bought the enormous ones, like bin lids. I thoroughly recommend.

[Lord Matzo, The Unleavened MBE @lordmatzo]

@Haggis_UK If @GeorgeMonbiot wants to be the champion of transparency and accountability, he should sort out his own turf first. Otherwise it all seems rather hypocritical.

[Lord Matzo, The Unleavened MBE @lordmatzo]

@K_Niemietz Hi @GeorgeMonbiot, for the sake of consistency, could you please tell us who funds DoubleDownNews? The opaque alt-media outfit you have been associated with since inception? Who sits on its editorial board? What is the ownership structure? How is it a "charitable community"?

[Lord Matzo, The Unleavened MBE @lordmatzo]

@Zero_4 Hey @GeorgeMonbiot talks a good game but when it comes to his own associations he suddenly doesn’t have all that much to say.

[Lord Matzo, The Unleavened MBE @lordmatzo]

@K_Niemietz Hi @GeorgeMonbiot, for the sake of consistency, could you please tell us who funds DoubleDownNews? The opaque alt-media outfit you have been associated with since inception? Who sits on its editorial board? What is the ownership structure? How is it a "charitable community"?

[Lord Matzo, The Unleavened MBE @lordmatzo]

@Zero_4 https://t.co/M8KxafxPVv

[Lord Matzo, The Unleavened MBE @lordmatzo]

@K_Niemietz Hi @GeorgeMonbiot, for the sake of consistency, could you please tell us who funds DoubleDownNews? The opaque alt-media outfit you have been associated with since inception? Who sits on its editorial board? What is the ownership structure? How is it a "charitable community"?

[Lord Matzo, The Unleavened MBE @lordmatzo]

@K_Niemietz @GeorgeMonbiot Is it registered with the Charity Commission? Why does it not have a privacy statement on the website as required by GDPR? Why was its limited company dissolved in 2018? Does it pay people? Where can we find its accounts? Why is this info not available on the website? TYVM

[Lord Matzo, The Unleavened MBE @lordmatzo]

@K_Niemietz Hi @GeorgeMonbiot, for the sake of consistency, could you please tell us who funds DoubleDownNews? The opaque alt-media outfit you have been associated with since inception? Who sits on its editorial board? What is the ownership structure? How is it a "charitable community"?

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Hip-firing my Barrett 50 cal

[Lord Matzo, The Unleavened MBE @lordmatzo]

For the blocked:

[Lord Matzo, The Unleavened MBE @lordmatzo]

"I am sooo excited to introduce this next speaker! He is a tireless fighter on behalf of working people up and down the country. He is the Derby North Bad Man..." - Ash Sarkar, Novara Media

https://t.co/RQEteWunLL

[LAAS @LabourAgainstAS]

LAAS STATEMENT:
“Labour Against Antisemitism are reassured that the EHRC report into antisemitism in the Labour Party remains unchanged and stands in full.”
#LabourAntisemitism
@EHRC @ken4london @UKLabour

[James Harris @JamesHarrisNow]

It's always hard to separate great art from a loathsome artist. Luckily Russell Brand does not present us with this problem

[David Hirsh @DavidHirsh]

Anybody who knows anything about antisemitism is well used to being confronted by the phenomenon of Jews who embrace antisemitic politics.

It is still, always, a sight to see though. 🤮

[Gillian Lazarus @GillianLazarus]

The trouble with clicking on a trend such as Yom Kippur is that there's no missing the neonazi presence on X. This is just one example, a Shoah denier, among others equally repulsive. 'Free speech' says Elon Musk but, while I'm on X, I have to see this stuff every day.

[David Paxton @DavidDPaxton]

For context here. This is the article he was mocking:

[Euan Philipps @EuanPhilipps]

@chris_grey___ Yeah absolutely.

[Chris @chris_grey___]

Even discounting Monbiot's failure to accept his and the Guardian's own part in allowing Brand to hide in plain sight, Monbiot and others at the Guardian such as Cadwallr and the boy Jones have promoted conspiracism into the mainstream, helping Brand on that front too.

[Jonathan Greenblatt @JGreenblattADL]

In a moment when antisemitism has reached an indisputably historic level, it's mind-boggling to think that @Penn is hosting this gathering of anti-Israel and anti-Zionist activists, some of whom have a long history of antisemitic statements and comments. https://t.co/QLd9vgjmx0

[Steve Cooke @Steve_Cooke]

Pam Bromley and Ken Livingstone claim they challenged the EHRC in order to protect free speech criticising Israel and supporting Palestinians. I must’ve missed something here as I can’t see what Pam’s antisemitic posts (an example below) had to do with either Israel or Palestine.