🃏 Jack .

Only the best card in the deck.

(Jack ii parody, not affiliated with AE.)

[🃏 Jack . @InanimateJack]

♤⊰•˚₊‧. Jack .‧₊˚•⊱♠︎
「♤」#iiparodytwt
" I knew you couldn't turn me down. "
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[🃏 Jack . @InanimateJack]

@MephoneLuvsU // HELLPP WAIT THAT'S FUNNYY 😭😭😭

[🃏 Jack . @InanimateJack]

1. I will... Choose to ignore this.
2. ??? Whatever that means ??

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@BONESAWSOME No. No you don't. This is misinformation

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@MephoneLuvsU But obviously I'm the best choice..

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Just to put it out there...
I am NOT attracted to anyone. Not trophy, not Cammy, NO ONE. I'm not gay. I'm not straight. Stop trying to make me KISS MEN.

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@EvilWoody // 😭😭 so much aura

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@MephoneLuvsU Didn't mean to misgender Cammy by grouping them with men 🙏🙏 I love my enbies //

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@MephoneLuvsU They keep trying to insist that I like you. I don't know why! It's stupid.

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@EvilWoody I think it's a distraction, I have better things to do.

[🃏 Jack . @InanimateJack]

@gpsysteming // Awww awes awwww awww

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Someones jealous

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@DazzlingS1lver And somehow you all always talk about the same certain purple someone..

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@MephoneLuvsU Oh FINALLY. Don't burn it.

[🃏 Jack . @InanimateJack]

They want to make me Jesus

[Cammy @MephoneLuvsU]

@InanimateJack @EvilWoody You’d be a wonderful Jesus, if that makes you feel better!! You’ve definitely suffered enough for tin

[🃏 Jack . @InanimateJack]

@MephoneLuvsU Id kill for some good food on this ship

[🃏 Jack . @InanimateJack]

@gpsysteming

[🃏 Jack . @InanimateJack]

@BONESAWSOME You should add me. I make everything better

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@MephoneLuvsU I'll take you up on that supper, I don't know about the cross tho... I think I rather not be nailed to a cross..

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@MephoneLuvsU @EvilWoody Rest in peace Cammy 🙏🙏 //

[🃏 Jack . @InanimateJack]

My leg is hurting like a BITCH right now. I swear people see me struggling with these stairs in my cast and they don't do anything. Whatever. I don't need their help or pity.

[🃏 Jack . @InanimateJack]

@MephoneLuvsU @EvilWoody Err, sure, I'll be a cardstock Jesus

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@MephoneLuvsU @EvilWoody Why would I do that?? I can't win if I'm DEAD.