Inbound Ike.

a generic Chicago-centered Twitter account. Runs a mean pick six.

[Inbound Ike. @inboundike]

@JeffMightBWrong I feel like modern technology should allow us to do both.

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@JordanBobWayne Don’t you live in Humboldt Park? And before that Uptown?

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Wards like 35 and 26 are dominated by hipsters who believe “new building make rent go up”. If you want to make this argument loudly, Quezada is getting reelected.

[Chicago 2100 Urbanism @Chicago2100]

The 35th ward race is really consequential on housing policy, a test of YIMBY vs NIMBY, abundance vs affordability requirements, progressive vs leftist, Which will prevail over Logan Square?

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It had been sitting on my bookshelf for years. Finally read it this past spring.

[Packy McCormick @packyM]

Nobody reads anymore, but those who do read Lonesome Dove.

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It’s 2026, do people really still take Stephanie Skora seriously?

[Ridge Knapp @RidgeKnapp]

I'm knee deep in analysis on School Board District 6a (a little sneak peek below to keep y'all interested), with the goal still to get my piece out on the Substack Friday.

Glad I bumped it a week, with Girl I Guess' Stephanie Skora hinting at a possible shake-up endorsement...

[Inbound Ike. @inboundike]

Until just now I hady thought about the fact that Pacific Garden Mission is in all these renderings, which should make for a fun game day crowd around the park.

[BeefLoaf🥩 @MrDelicious13]

The most important thing I ain't heard mentioned even once about the #WhiteSox stadium rendering.....Big Daddy Ishbia is saving....THE JEWELS!! 😁

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Ok, but she’s actually not wrong about the sports scores thing. Hallucinated sports results are still an annoying problem with LLMs.

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Apparently 3 of my top 7 all time posts came in the last month.

Two were in the last week.

One was yesterday.

[Lad👁️‍🗨️💀📚⚔️🔨💢🐸💤 @LadVT_]

I just found out you can sort people’s posts by most liked.

Now I’m just checking everyone’s bangers out of curiosity.

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@JoePostingg Of course my major was a “take tests” major and not a “write papers” major.

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@NYSportsBiz Sure, but no one in the 18-24 demo is old enough to have seen him play.

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Everyone wants to tack their own pet political issue onto Nike’s downfall, but it’s always stood out to me that their youth-oriented sub brand is named for a guy who retired from professional basketball in 2003.

[The Kobeissi Letter @KobeissiLetter]

BREAKING: After falling -80% from its record high, Nike, $NKE, will be removed from the S&P 100 at the end of this month, ending a near 18-year run in the index.

The stock has now erased -$230 billion in market cap since its all time high.

A collapse for the history books.

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@finucaneDeKalb @White_Sox_Dave

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(Laudatory)

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We don’t talk enough about the influence this man has over children in the English speaking world.

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Aaand, phone was in my pocket when I jumped into the pool.

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@ASFleischman @jessesingal I have a med school classmate who follows/RTs this person, which would be depressing enough if not for the fact her full time job is with Médecins Sans Frontières.

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Everyone check in on the Central Michigan grads in your life. They’re going to be having a hard time if Western pulls this off.

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@DanFriedman81 Geoffrey Feiger was the plaintiff attorney in that case.

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@amcalabrese12 Anyone know if those suites are staying up permanently?

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@oldsoundcard “Middle linebacker records sack and INT after submitting honors thesis on queer feminist theory”

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Someone who chooses to go to Oberlin to play football has to be a very specific type of guy.

[Andrew Spanel @AndrewSpanel]

Hiram Terriers 33, Oberlin Yeomen 2. Final. @SickosCommittee @ESPN_BillC