Max

[Max @InfamousLettuce]

Superman but it’s just a shrivelled Jewish guy pissing away my retirement funds.

[Max @InfamousLettuce]

I unlocked £25 Rush tickets for Book Of Mormon on @TodayTixUK! https://t.co/RXLwIAWdBX

[Max @InfamousLettuce]

#chatGPT could never replace the juggernaut that was Yahoo Answers

[Max @InfamousLettuce]

We need to bring back those comically round and yellow submarines with a little periscope up top. They would have never found themselves in this situation.

[Max @InfamousLettuce]

@chook1nna Can’t believe that, mud it is

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I ❤️ Northland Pancake Parlour

[Max @InfamousLettuce]

Why am I getting targeted ads for ability fest damn

[Max @InfamousLettuce]

@Turbo_Slutz Righto Mr. Poosalot

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You know you’re on for a late start when the replacement bus driver brings up google maps

[Max @InfamousLettuce]

It should be illegal to smell like piss on a tram

[Max @InfamousLettuce]

Uber cricket chats are starting up again and I love it

[Max @InfamousLettuce]

@fraserbasil Did this last week, catch up

[Max @InfamousLettuce]

A few years off and the whole of Australia forgets how to do royal shows

[Max @InfamousLettuce]

@Turbo_Slutz Was literally just thinking that, jeez they were shaky

[Max @InfamousLettuce]

Hey google: Purchase tickets to see the wharfies send the pies out in straight sets

[Max @InfamousLettuce]

@Turbo_Slutz Wanna put my knob in lobb

[Max @InfamousLettuce]

Rugby league players are gay

[Max @InfamousLettuce]

Happy Wheels #70-#80 was prime Kwebbelkop

[Max @InfamousLettuce]

Really just walked into the AFL store and said gimme all your Freo Gear

[Max @InfamousLettuce]

Would never have thought I’d see Anthony Albanese introduce Jimmy Barnes and every bogan in the crowd throw a hissy fit