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Twitter is the opium of the people

[frasween @fraserbasil]

People ask me: “Why tweet when you don’t get any likes?”

What they misunderstand is, I use Twitter solely to ruin my future employability

[frasween @fraserbasil]

Using the disabled toilets at work so I can watch my tiktoks in peace

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Can’t wait to not watch bert kreischer’s new stand up special

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@elonmusk 🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️

https://t.co/tVpoc0w31n

[frasween @fraserbasil]

Flying into Melbourne from China is just a free episode of border security

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Going on a date with another software engineer opened my eyes as to why that hasn’t happened before

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Will do the same walking tour for all 3 days in Prague so I can interrupt the tour guide and seem really smart and be the cool guy and make friends at the hostel 😎

[frasween @fraserbasil]

@BIPOCracism

[Not Elon Musk @ElonMuskAOC]

Would you buy a 𝕏 phone?

Your data is 100% owned by you, completely private.

Thoughts?

[frasween @fraserbasil]

Tonight’s date going well so far, 6 drinks, 6 wee’s, 6 vapes.

Everything is in balance

[frasween @fraserbasil]

KFC plans in tatters

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@MichelleLA1981 @DanODonne11 @rockybluenoser @EndWokeness @Mark19701012

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@chook1nna The H bomb

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Woah you saw a haha funny drugs doof stick at btv, thank god you shared it on tiktok

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@chook1nna The fucking goat

[Hunter (Let's hop on a quick 5 min call) @huntercoldcalls]

I'm buying a house, and my mortgage rate was going to be 8.1%

My mortgage broker just called me

"Good news" He said. "Your rate just dropped. We can now offer you a 6.5% rate."

I thought for a moment.

"No." I replied.

He was puzzled. "What do you mean?" He asked.

"Give me a 9% rate instead. It will motivate me to grind harder and make more money. I don't want to get too comfortable."

This is how you build wealth.

[frasween @fraserbasil]

Time to play some fucking fairy tale of new york

[Sam Altman @sama]

GPTs can save a lot of effort:

[frasween @fraserbasil]

Oh I pine to be as popular as all my Uber drives, I don’t remember the last anyone called me 😭

[frasween @fraserbasil]

Putting a toilet brush in the office toilets is awfully optimistic