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ON A LONG ENOUGH TIMELINE, WE WILL EVENTUALLY BE RIGHT, ONCE.

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THAT PEOPLE ARE NOT AS DEPRESSED AS ME TRULY MAKES ME DEPRESSED.

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WHETHER WE ARE IN AN UP OR DOWN MARKET I CAN GUARANTEE YOU MY CASH FLOW IS ALWAYS 100% FROM ADVERTISING REVENUE.

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SHORTED OIL THIS SUMMER WAY BEFORE IT WAS POPULAR.

DIDN'T WANT FIAT EXPOSURE SO SHORTED OIL BY BUYING GOLD.

HOW AM I NOT MAKING MONEY?

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IF YOU FOLLOW MY ADVICE YOU WILL NEVER LOSE THE FORTUNE YOU WOULD HAVE NEVER MADE IF YOU FOLLOWED MY ADVICE.

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I WARNED YOU ABOUT OIL!

(AND EVERYTHING ELSE)

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WAHHHHHHH!

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WET DREAMS WET DREAMS.

MY DAY IS FINALLY HERE.

FOR THE BROKEN CLOCK IS RIGHT TWICE A DAY.

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“@zerohedge: What Would You Pay An NFL Cheerleader? http://t.co/sYByq4Iwbp”

DOUBLE WHATEVER WE PAY YOU.

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“@zerohedge: Obama’s ISIS War Is Not Only Illegal, It Makes George W. Bush Look Like A Constitutional Scholar"

AND YOU LOOK LIKE BUFFETT

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“@zerohedge: Business Inventories 0.4%, Exp. 0.4%, Last 0.4%”

USEFUL INFORMATION FOR NO ONE

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“@zerohedge: RSH says recap options include debt restructuring. This means equity doughnut”

HARD HITTING ANALYSIS

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I AM PRONE TO PANIC.

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I HATE DAYS LIKE TODAY.

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ANALYSIS SO GOOD IT HAS TO BE ANONYMOUS.

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USE ME FOR SOUND INVESTMENT ADVICE THE SAME WAY YOU WOULD USE KIM KARDASHIAN FOR SAT TUTORING.

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ALL MY WET DREAMS ARE ABOUT FORT KNOX.

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I AM A REAL HIT AT PARTIES AND OTHER SOCIAL OCCASIONS.

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OK. SO $BAC DIDN'T GO BANKRUPT AND WE WAY OVERESTIMATED THE LOSSES. YOU CAN MAKE UP THE GAIN ELSEWHERE. SORRY.

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THE MORE SCARED YOU ARE THE MORE MONEY I MAKE

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YOU WOULD HATE HOUSING BOOMS TOO IF YOU LIVED IN YOUR PARENTS' BASEMENT.