Tipsy Queen Gypsy

Cosmic joke or lead character in a story I never auditioned for?

[Tony Hawk @tonyhawk]

My daughter overcoming her fear in real time (wait for it). I might have been more nervous than she was.
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[hugo @toasteredbread]

my mom: u should eat breakfast lunch & dinner
doctors: u should eat breakfast lunch & dinner
my friends: u should eat breakfast lunch & dinner
the news: u should eat breakfast lunch & dinner

me: okay so what im hearing is dunch (dinner lunch) & then a second, darker dinner

[paul @madeulove]

when ariana said she wanted to go to space and never come back i felt that

[tay @ietarianaiive]

THIS IS SO FUNNY

[halsey @halsey]

someone: “what’s anxiety like?”

me: *fell asleep for 30 minutes and then woke up cause my chest was beating so loud and fast it sounded like a phone trapped vibrating in my mattress so now i’m trapped in a modern adaption of Poe’s “The Tell-Tale Heart*

me: “it’s not that bad”

[Zendaya @Zendaya]

I’m tired but not sleepy, if that makes sense

[bradlee @boujeesIut]

i’m a bad bitch you can’t yeII at me because i’m aIso 𝓈𝑒𝓃𝓈𝒾𝓉𝒾𝓋𝑒

[Tipsy Queen Gypsy @InsatiableGypsy]

@ArianaGrande can you drop break up with your girlfriend, i’m bored early? You aren’t the only one that’s bored

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

I'm just super-tickled to learn that the guy who cheated on his first wife with his second and cheated on her with his third and cheated on her with a porn actress and lied about paying hush money and then said the hush money payments were legal says that Bible study is important

[michaela okland @MichaelaOkla]

WOMEN DONT WANT TO CARRY A CHILD FOR 9 MONTHS JUST TO KILL A BABY. NOBODY HAS THIS KIND OF SICK FANTASY. LATE TERM ABORTIONS ARE EMERGENCIES. IF A WOMAN JUST DIDNT WANT A BABY SHE’D TAKE A PILL AT 4 WEEKS. SHE DOESNT WANT TO BE PREGNANT FOR 8 MONTHS THEN HAVE A PAINFUL SURGERY

[˗ˏˋ bean ˊˎ˗ @skllibat]

FACTS

[edie 🍉 🏳️‍🌈 @dekusneakers]

anyone: h-

Nature Valley granola bar:

[Lili Reinhart @lilireinhart]

How much bread is too much bread

[Criminelle Law @CriminelleLaw]

I can’t stop checking @StephenKing’s account for updates on his pup “aka Thing of Evil”

Dogs are the best.