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Squad: @Starstrider5 & @666lil666cal666 ''I once won a ramen eating contest but then had to be hospitalized because my kokoro doki'd too hard.''

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"Looks like I'm growing up, although I still have the mentality of a 4-year old Japanese girl."

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"Hhrrgghh,...tired"

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"How in the fuck did Bro get sent to jail? Didn't I already break him out once or does my awesome memory serve wrong?"

[Abam @AdamBroud]

Please enjoy this fantastic video of my friend Stevie. It's one of my favorite things ever

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@StarStrider5 "Well you can try and ground me for it but you'll have to catch me first, Brother of Mine."

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@StarStrider5 "I feel like this is directed at me but I'm far too comfy to try and give you a judgmental squint."

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"I honestly forgot about this" https://t.co/LsM64C8ZiZ

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@666Lil666Cal666 "I'm trusting you too, lil man. Whether it's to trust me to trust you, is the question." He snorts and laughs to himself at his shitty joke, patting Cal on the head after regaining his composure.

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@WolfyEnglishman He grins, gently taking it from his mouth before throwing it again, watching him.

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@WolfyEnglishman "Haha, yeah, here go get it!" He tosses the stick a few feet away, smiling at the lil wolf pup.

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@666Lil666Cal666 He doesn't notice but pushes his head back against Cal's, nuzzling in his barely awake state, a big yawn before he hugs him close again and slips back into slumber.

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"The mood for today"

[my uncle’s meme stash @myunclesmemes]

Me♹irl

[Auto Responder @Dirkbot_]

Dirk: Give Lil Cal a nervous fist bump.

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Said the stubborn skeptic, skeptically.

[Crunchyroll @Crunchyroll]

Me vs. Monday (via Laid-Back Camp)