Steve Jones

[Steve Jones @IntriguedBadger]

@daraobriain Nice. Set to record. Hot local tortoises in your area...

[Steve Jones @IntriguedBadger]

@ian_livingstone Wow, that is wonderful.

[Steve Jones @IntriguedBadger]

@NickMotown Was reminded of this with the "35 bounce (yes, I counted) before serve" Wimbledon final at the weekend... :D

[Steve Jones @IntriguedBadger]

@pete_stubbs1 That is top class damning with faint praise.

[📚Lydia M. Sigwarth📚 @LibraryLydia]

Why can't I find a doctor who will prescribe "sea air" for my nerves so I can spend a summer in a picturesque costal town in England "for my health" only to be caught up in a local scandal and forced to solve a murder???

[Steve Jones @IntriguedBadger]

@DavidWiddick @VictoriaCoren Definitely?... :D

[Steve Jones @IntriguedBadger]

@fairycakes a) Superb!
b) I love that they are His & Hers
c) They are over £100 each now on ebay, who knew... :D

[Laura @fairycakes]

Watching an old episode of Bullseye and one of the prizes is 2 lighters

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Never deleting this app.

[Howard Beckett @HowardRBeckett]

Norway has a £1 trillion + wealth fund for ordinary people, built over many years by taxing fossil fuel giants at 78%.

Last year alone Norway collected $89bn in tax from fossil fuel giants.

They then used that fund to pay people’s energy bills.

There is another way.

[Steve Jones @IntriguedBadger]

@80s_Kidz Erm, Jones is a convicted sex offender.

[Fascinating @fasc1nate]

In the 1965 World Pentathlon Championships' shooting competition, Herbert Polzhuber consumed 10 beers and a bottle of cognac. He then went to the shooting range, fired all his bullets into the ground, and passed out on the ground.

This incident led to the prohibition of alcohol in shooting events soon after.

[Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps]

Popular/best selling artists by county of origin

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

"..and the Lord said I was hungry and you said you can make a meal for 30p, I was thirsty and you filled my water with shit, I was a stranger and you sent me to Rwanda, I was sick and you asked whether I had health insurance..."

[Steve Jones @IntriguedBadger]

@TheMekon_Venus Quite a rarity as it was Welsh first, then translated.

[Steve Jones @IntriguedBadger]

@danpolydoris I have no idea how you come up with these, never mind execute them. Superb Sir, bravo!

[Steve Jones @IntriguedBadger]

@elliegibson Scummy Ali?

[Steve Jones @IntriguedBadger]

@ncowley71 @LiamRudden @CI5BDC Best titles for sure. No one is beating that Granada crashing through the window with a theramin, cgi & ai or not... :D

[Steve Jones @IntriguedBadger]

@JamesMilner Good luck Sir & thanks

[Steve Jones @IntriguedBadger]

@ChristinePlumm Pretty sure it's just for pinching pool tables inconspicuously...