Ira Parks

I warm hearts by NOT doing an Ed Sullivan impression.

[Ira Parks @IraParks]

@danCLYNE I'm so sorry, Dan. Love to you and yours.

[Ira Parks @IraParks]

A crazy guy tweets:

Kev Sorbo (a friend of mine actually) should ab-so-lutely take over for Joaquin on that Todd Haynes film.
#CastKevin
Tick-tock. Do it now.

[Ira Parks @IraParks]

Activating the anti-deactivating twitter account protocol sequence....now.
The protocol sequence is just a fancy way of saying tweet.

[Ira Parks @IraParks]

A 2012 tweet about the eclipse:

the eclipse turned me into ladyhawke

(4k RTs)

[Ira Parks @IraParks]

Imagining a sleazy guy who tries to sell a ton of eclipse glasses to people by telling them the eclipse is on Tuesday.
"Alls I need is a handful a suckers who don't know about the eclipse bein' done already."
"C'mon, Joey, this ain't gonna work."
"Alls I need is a few dopes."

[Nina Turner @ninaturner]

Either the IDF is extremely bad at identifying targets, to the point that it’s dangerous for aid workers and civilians, and the U.S. should stop sending them weapons.

OR

Netanyahu is lying and the U.S. should stop sending them weapons.

Either way—STOP. SENDING. THEM. WEAPONS.

[Jeremy Corbyn @jeremycorbyn]

The images from Rafah are unbearable.

What is there left to say? Do our political leaders not see what we see? Is there really no limit to what Palestinians must endure?

Enough! Stop equivocating. Stop stalling. Stop hiding — and call for an immediate ceasefire, now.

[Ira Parks @IraParks]

A guy with no sports knowledge live tweeting the Super Bowl:

-Stevenson missed the split. That was close.
-Williams went in the red on that catch. Doesn't count.
-Yikes. Hendry lost it on the topside.
-Wahlberg looking better than last season on these RBIs
-Kelce again for two.

[Ira Parks @IraParks]

NextDoor Post:

some kids at Travers Park are blasting Fatboy Slim or whatever the new kids music is these days, blasting it out of a boombox. whsat are my options?
I took audio of it on my cell phone and damn right i'll play it at next home owners association meeting

[Ira Parks @IraParks]

NextDoor post:

Pardon my french but i saw some suspicious characters at 3rd and Shartel last night around 11pm, near the walgreens.
orange hair, pink hair, anything goes with today's teens.
stay vigilant.

[Jeremy Corbyn @jeremycorbyn]

Human beings should not have to beg for more time just to bury their children.

For the sake of our common humanity, do not stop calling for a permanent ceasefire.

[Ira Parks @IraParks]

Twitter's been loaded with florist ads for weeks. I thought I had my fill and blocked them all until...

Lidia Flower and Decor came into my life.

Everything changed.

Everything.

I just ordered $2,888 worth of flowers and sent them to random addresses in Utah and Rhode Island.

[Lidia Flower And Decor @lidiasflowers]

Lovely memories are made with thoughtful gifts for the ones we care about.

[Ira Parks @IraParks]

After reading this, I let out a delayed howl-cry like Pacino at the end of Godfather 3.

OpenAI forever.

We can't let this dream dissolve into the ether.

OpenAI.

[Romain Huet @romainhuet]

To all developers and customers building on @OpenAI, we are here for you. ❤️

Our commitment to serve you remains unwavering, and we are continuing to prioritize stability and security of our systems.

[Ira Parks @IraParks]

This. This. This. This. This.

Use your IPO wisely. Don't Bankman-Fried your way into a FRQ nightmare.

Watch market cap. Stay loose. Don't weaken.

[Max Woolf @minimaxir]

I hate to address the elephant in the room but…

Is building on the ChatGPT API now a liability?

[Ira Parks @IraParks]

@danCLYNE @LeHarrumph Ok, Dan, the bit's gone too far:

Kara Swisher replies:

I'd like to interview you both about the situation at OpenAi. Thoughts about a good time?

[Ira Parks @IraParks]

I'm one of the few who predicted what Sutskever would do here. My gut told me Sutsy would go in this direction.

Boom. There it is.

I hate being right in this case, but I've been on the tech beat a while now.

I know my shit.

[Ilya Sutskever @ilyasut]

I deeply regret my participation in the board's actions. I never intended to harm OpenAI. I love everything we've built together and I will do everything I can to reunite the company.

[Ira Parks @IraParks]

@LeHarrumph Dennis Miller voice:

These three cats opened the 2013 Twitter time portal window over here.

[Ira Parks @IraParks]

This.

I'd quibble a tad on whether Satya was involved with RD4 negotiations, but this is mostly right.

[Siqi Chen @blader]

in one tweet: gpt5 more powerful than expected, spooks ilya, ilya turns the board, board fires sam, staff revolts, satya turns the screws, mira threatens to hire sam and gdb back, d'angelo replaces her with emmett shear as ceo, satya recruits sam and gdb to msft to oversee openai

[Ira Parks @IraParks]

@LeHarrumph @danCLYNE I'm moving to FireFlux. Dan wasn't invited (although I'm sure he'll land on his feet). I now have the task of bringing A.I. to Uruguay. Dan's jealous.

It's that simple.

[Ira Parks @IraParks]

Market cap is bending on a Q curve. Ring any bells?

It should.

Sorry your DHW files are wrong.

Shoulda raised rates.

[Siqi Chen @blader]

microsoft trades on robinhood 24/7

$msft jumped from $360 to $376 since satya announced sam and gdb is joining microsoft.

that’s $115 billion (or 1.4 OpenAIs) worth of market cap added in the last 60 minutes.