Pepper Potts

CEO of Stark Industries. I have the key to @100PercentStark's cookie jar. [RP Account] #Pepperony #ModernMarvel

[Pepper Potts @IronPotts]

My icon is silently judging you.

[Pepper Potts @IronPotts]

I want one.

[Pepper Potts @IronPotts]

It's honestly a shame Natalie turned out to be a super assassin. She was the best assistant I ever had.

[Pepper Potts @IronPotts]

Tony's math is wrong. I'm 12PercentPep so he should be 88PercentStark. Just saying. @100PercentStark #ThatWillAlwaysComeBackToHauntYou

[Pepper Potts @IronPotts]

@100PercentStark -raises eyebrows, amused- And here I thought kissing your own arse was physically impossible. #GoodIdea #200DollarsThanks

[Pepper Potts @IronPotts]

@100PercentStark Yep. #YouJustDid

[Pepper Potts @IronPotts]

How do I get myself into these conversations... -headclipboard-

[Pepper Potts @IronPotts]

@100PercentStark @IronCheeks ... You're a child. #ISwearToGodIfYouMentionSpanking

[Tony Stark @100PercentStark]

@IronPotts @IronCheeks Don't like that? Don't be so anal about it then.

[Pepper Potts @IronPotts]

And just when I got used to Tony's arse following me around, @IronCheeks follows me on twitter.

[Pepper Potts @IronPotts]

Anyone miss me?

[Pepper Potts @IronPotts]

@CapAvengers @100PercentStark You're excused for context. And general morality.

[Tony Stark @100PercentStark]

Word = Price: F**K = $10.00 B***H = $7.00 C**T = $10.00 D**N = $2.00 or $5.00 (depending on reason) W***E = $10.00 A** = $4.00 S**T = $3.00

[Tony Stark @100PercentStark]

Since there is a lot of swearing in Stark Tower. Pepper has come up with an idea to control the situation. The SWEAR JAR is now in effect.

[Pepper Potts @IronPotts]

@HawkwardClint That's $4.00 in the swear jar,thank you very much

[Pepper Potts @IronPotts]

#ModernMarvels @HawkwardClint @_WidowsBite_ @thorofpoptarts @Stolen_Relic_ @FaithfulSigyn @TheoricOfPain @CapAvengers @100PercentStark

[Pepper Potts @IronPotts]

Just your average phone call with an investor when you own a Stark.

[Pepper Potts @IronPotts]

"Oh, I would very much appreciate your interest in investing with... excuse me for a second... TONY! PUT. THAT. DOWN! - where were we?"

[Pepper Potts @IronPotts]

@100PercentStark You are a punishment for something horrible that I did in a past life, Tony.

[Pepper Potts @IronPotts]

@100PercentStark -spots a green one and passes it over with a sigh, eyes filled with concern-