Just one day after ending "The Late Show" on CBS, Stephen Colbert returned to TV — to host a public access show with rocker Jack White in Monroe, Michigan.
Appearances by Jeff Daniels, Eminem and Steve Buscemi.
Patriarchy: If you don't want an unplanned pregnancy, keep your legs closed.
Women: ... that's not... You know what? Fine.
Patriarchy: Also, pick better men. Stop dating as*holes and deadbeats.
Women: On it.
<male loneliness epidemic and declining birth rates enter the chat>
Patriarchy: NO NOT LIKE THAT!!!
Unemployment rate 4.1%
Inflation rate 2.4%
10 year treasury rate 4.3%
Real GDP growth 2.8%
If there is such a thing as a sweet spot for the economy we're basically in it right now
ELON PLAN A: “If you pay $8, people are forced to see your racist replies first.”
ELON PLAN B: “Since normal humans keep blocking people who pay $8, you may now hide your check when posting racist replies.”
ELON PLAN C: “Nobody can be blocked unless they say where my plane is”
This is Sadie. She has a little trouble with stairs these days. Now gets to ride into the backyard in style with her very own elevator. 13/10 #SeniorPupSaturday
#RalphYarl accidentally rang the door of the wrong house while trying to pick up his siblings. For this, a man shot him in the head. Then shot him a 2nd time as he was on the ground. The man is free and the 16-year-old is fighting for his life in the hospital. This can’t be it.
State Sen. Nathan Dahm (R-OK) has penned several bills loosening gun restrictions, including the nation’s first anti-red flag law. He thinks these bills protect the Second Amendment – and that they make us safer. We think it's probably one or the other. Watch it on @AppleTVPlus.
THREAD: Photos, videos, and news reports about the train derailment and toxic chemical release in East Palestine, Ohio.
This may be the largest environmental disaster in U.S. history.
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