rickyy spaanish

THIS IS THE SKIN OF A KILLER, BELLA. The Mother of Puppies, Breaker of Banks, Rightful Heir to My Dad’s Inheritance. **has properties of both rubber and gum***

[rickyy spaanish @IsaacCl4rk]

It finally came!!!!! Hunter x Hunter forever!!!!

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Listening to Plain Jane and my individual starts staring at me making monkey noises, is this a hate crime?

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“All I do is work”—the person who works 2 and a half days a week and has called off at least once a month for the year they’ve been here, more call offs in their one year vs my 10 years.

I can’t with these staff pretending their job is hard dude lmfao

[rickyy spaanish @IsaacCl4rk]

I like to think that I’ve found balance between disgusting deranged animal and pretty lil honey yet every day I’m reminded that I am, at heart, trash👹

[rickyy spaanish @IsaacCl4rk]

@spoonbarrett Parenting can totally be your favorite thing ever, that’s great for them. But like, you’re telling me these people don’t do ANYTHING outside of just love their kids?! What did you eat, what did you buy, what songs do you like, saw something pretty? so many options🥲

[rickyy spaanish @IsaacCl4rk]

I know I’m at the end of my Snapchat feed when this one person’s lame ass domesticated snap story pops up, that’s my cue to swipe tf away. 27 consecutive snap videos of your kids in a day? I think the fuck not😖

[rickyy spaanish @IsaacCl4rk]

Nearly 2 months since I last opened twitter and coming back on today just to search for Drake’s lil video—like a moth to flame.

[rickyy spaanish @IsaacCl4rk]

Playing Ghost Face on Dead By Daylight and bringing a Mori knowing damn well I don’t wanna actually kill anyone but I wanna stress them out the whole time, just girly things 🥰

[seth @SuicideSnif]

I either have a god complex or I want to off myself there’s no in between

[rickyy spaanish @IsaacCl4rk]

It’s not about “getting your money’s worth” at a buffet. It’s about making them lose profit. Consume 17 plates of their priciest item, refill the fuck out of your fountain drink, instill FEAR the moment you enter their domain

[rickyy spaanish @IsaacCl4rk]

Waking up to an alarm gently is craaazy to me, like people who hear it and just slowly sit up in bed and stretch or reach over still bundled up to silence it, I have never once NOT shot up in panic like I’ve just been stabbed in the leg, no matter the sound or volume

[rickyy spaanish @IsaacCl4rk]

BBC America Nature Documentaries and Chill
🐋🪺🐍🍄🦂🪸🦒🌵🐊🌳🐫🌊🦜

[rickyy spaanish @IsaacCl4rk]

@SquishMitten_ Candy corn is controversial, I accept that, it’s a taste reserved for those with only the most sophisticated palates— green bean casserole slander on MY TIMELINE hello 911 I’d like to report the murder i’m about to commit but in my defense he was asking for it

[rickyy spaanish @IsaacCl4rk]

Happy Green Bean Casserole season to all who celebrate 🎉🫛🎉🫛🎉🫛🎉

[rickyy spaanish @IsaacCl4rk]

Every time I go knee-to-chest during a Brazilian, I worry she smells my feet which cracks me up considering she’s literally hands on my ass crack waxing the bhole but it’s my feet I’m concerned about bothering her☠️

[rickyy spaanish @IsaacCl4rk]

Accidentally listened to Handlebars by Flobots on repeat for an hour trying to get the lyrics down without any error, my head is pounding but at least I have it all under my command because I can guide a missile by satellite by satellite by

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You ever take your individual on a shopping spree with $2,000, go to pay at your first store and the money isn’t in your purse so you have a major breakdown crying driving 20 minutes back to the hotel praying to EVERYTHING that it’s there? (It was, omfg I hate myself)

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Rewatching True Blood and I’m a slut for Eric Northman all over again😩🤌🏼

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@pete_zzza Letting fate decide, I respect it 🤣 I hate feeling like I made an unintentional dick move to someone, the kind of thing that’ll haunt me 47 years later lmao

[rickyy spaanish @IsaacCl4rk]

The stop sign being removed at Clarion Walmart’s entrance has been surprisingly stressful. When I don’t stop where it was, everyone else does & I feel like an asshole-when I do stop, the cars behind me don’t & I feel like an asshole. I just want eggs man, not these mind games😩