Isabel

birks & socks year round kinda gal • she/her

[Isabel @IsabelBeard4]

every day i pray that my future children never want a pet bird

[Isabel @IsabelBeard4]

@cammm318 IIII!!!!!!! CARE!!!

[Isabel @IsabelBeard4]

@cammm318 come camp with me!!!

[abi balingit 🌸 MAYUMU OUT NOW! 🌸 @theduskykitchen]

this is why i believe in the table pancake

[alexa chungus @kikussy]

My friends mom collects miniatures of designer chairs and these are some of them 😫

[Isabel @IsabelBeard4]

genuinely not being able to open a jar is so humbling

[Isabel @IsabelBeard4]

@cammm318 my favorite show, my greatest heartbreak

[Isabel @IsabelBeard4]

not even 10am and a kid told me my new year’s resolution should be to get a better personality </3

[jj @CARBIKE000]

Asked my mom why i stopped martial arts when i was a kid and she said she saw “a great darkness in my eyes”

[peppered gizzard @dele_sanchez]

When I say “Avatar” people still instantly think of The Last Airbender.. have your billions, you’ll never have the streets

[Dont Show Your Cat @DontShowYourCat]

bad news

[maia @mxmtoon]

im a nepotism baby (my mom worked at my schools growing up)

[Isabel @IsabelBeard4]

if you don’t like twitter maybe you’re just not mean or funny

[Isabel @IsabelBeard4]

you know when you get handed a well stacked, dense chipotle order and you’re like “wow that’s heavy, maybe won’t finish this one” and then you do, with ease, every single time? and you’re like damn this body of mine can do incredible things

[Isabel @IsabelBeard4]

im so sorry but i have to cancel tonight, my cat just really appreciates when im in bed at 7pm </3 next time though for sure

[deraa :* @eyeheartderaa]

a hotdog is the greediest thing u can eat to me. u might as well go outside and bite into a live squirrel since u hungry like a beast

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

asked her what she ate today and it’s just a bunch of various liquids

[Chairman Birb Bernanke @Bonecondor]

i bet there’s a couple seconds on that medieval torture stretcher rack where it feels incredible

[alex @joysprick]

it can be 72 degrees or it can be dark at 5pm. both at the same time is making me feel extra deranged