Brandon Jenkins

birds aren’t real | if it flies, it spies | pfp made by my friend nat

[Brandon Jenkins @ItBeBrandon]

happy birthday usagi

[Brandon Jenkins @ItBeBrandon]

i would rather die by the hoof of a cow than be saved by the mouth of a horse as the old saying goes

[Brandon Jenkins @ItBeBrandon]

my current goals in life:
•become an otter
•not explain what i mean by that
#ottergoals

[Brandon Jenkins @ItBeBrandon]

i’m watching kpop with four lesbians but i’m vibing

[mothman @mothmanbot]

Mothman is real and is gonna eat the moon

[ʰ @easterngoblin]

biblically accurate sandwich

[mothman @mothmanbot]

Mothman is real and he believes in the me that believes in you.

[Brandon Jenkins @ItBeBrandon]

@babeybread ily petey

[Brandon Jenkins @ItBeBrandon]

i need change in my life 😅

[mothman @mothmanbot]

Mothman is real and suffering

[Andr3w @andr3wsky]

You have to understand: people aren’t born petty. Being petty is a choice.

And I choose it every day.

[Andr3w @andr3wsky]

Do a favor for someone and people really be like “I don’t know how to thank you for this…”

bitch I have every mobile payment app ever made

[d20 bot @dimension20bot]

"What value does a thing have if it can be freely given?"
"The greatest value of all."

[Brandon Jenkins @ItBeBrandon]

birds aren’t real

[Brandon Jenkins @ItBeBrandon]

someone teach me how to twitter

[Brandon Jenkins @ItBeBrandon]

@kroger squarin’ up on me as i am leaving the store. i’ll fight a security guard if i gotta.

[Brandon Jenkins @ItBeBrandon]

@FullMetalJean lasagna pls