claire

i should probably be studying

[claire @It_Clurr]

My love language is good comedic timing

[claire @It_Clurr]

Lin Beifong appreciation/mood board

[claire @It_Clurr]

Adulthood is fun until you wake up one morning and just can’t digest milk correctly

[claire @It_Clurr]

Might just quit school and become a water bender

[claire @It_Clurr]

Imagine your card declines at the hair salon and they just start gluing your split ends back on 🥵

[claire @It_Clurr]

@LMacFam I’m so down 😂😂

[claire @It_Clurr]

Me: ok, zoom classes won’t be too hard
Me, 2 classes in: is 11 am too early to drink? Asking for a friend

[claire @It_Clurr]

Whatcha thinking about?
Me: oh nothing
My brain: do you haaave oaaatmiilk🎶
@chelseaperetti

[claire @It_Clurr]

I’d be down to move to the international space station rn

[claire @It_Clurr]

Really getting tired of seeing all these “pancake cereal” videos

[claire @It_Clurr]

“Can I see your phone?”
“Yeah hold on a sec”

[claire @It_Clurr]

If I did not have finals I would simply watch Claire Saffitz bake pastries for the entire day

[claire @It_Clurr]

What it’s like to date me:

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My professor just called axolotyls “creepy”
the audacity...

[claire @It_Clurr]

@thecommonkait Mood

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Due to personal reasons, I will be zoning out for the remainder of 2020

[Clutch Nixon @MadisonMadisoff]

Over it. I would like to be a leaf.

[claire @It_Clurr]

Therapist: balloon Elsa isn’t real, it can’t hurt you
Balloon Elsa:

[claire @It_Clurr]

At this point the determining factor between my “day clothes” and “night clothes” is solely contingent upon whether or not I’m wearing a bra

[claire @It_Clurr]

@naomitsk We miss youuuuu

[claire @It_Clurr]

Some quarantine content for y’all ft. my two friends #Frozen2 #Quarantine